❶ 求一短篇英语寓言故事，50或100个单词单词内，越少越好
半夜，酒劲还未下去的丈夫把妻子推醒：“喂，咱们家闹鬼了！”
妻子：“你是怎么知道的？”
“刚才我上厕所，刚打开门，厕所灯就自己亮了，等我上完厕所关上门，厕所灯又自己灭了、、、、、
“你是不是还感到一阵阴风吹来？”妻子关切的问。
“对，是一阵寒风、、、、、、”
“你这个混蛋！”妻子怒吼道“你又朝冰箱里撒尿了！”
·····这可以吗？
❷ 100分,求翻译一篇英文短篇小说
Zoot套装
由罗宾道格拉斯
苏格兰是我的一个嗜好。除非你计数的妇女，我不知道。人数增加过快。现在，这个小过剩不是普通苏格兰。没有尊尼获加， Chevis或捏。不，我谈论纯鹅毛笔单一麦芽威士忌这里。真正的东西。让我的膝盖疲软只是去想它。
销售是我的一个人才。如果你是好-好-你可以出售自己上床或麻烦。我很高兴。和不久前苏格兰和一个女人给了我一个机会证明这一点。
现在我卖女装时装，但我已经在许多领域的销售在我的职业生涯。
让我介绍一下自己。我硖马丁，硕士推销员。
这对姊妹城市地区是一个很好的销售总部为我国的领土，其中包括南达科他州，明尼苏达州和威斯康星州的一部分。我曾经想我的领土是相当保守的，但一个月前，我改变了我的想法，认为.-我在苏福尔斯访问我经常客户，确保他们的订单中，海德堡餐饮娱乐买家和检查的前景和潜在客户。加热器在车里，我流汗。我的球itched 。我有驱动的一部分，达科他州大道我一直在一次又一次，所以当我看到它铺种扔我。
“梅格的人工时尚”画签署宣布。假肢时尚？这是一个新的我吧！我看着在窗口显示的胸罩和木腿，但它看上去衣服给我。我将在奥兹入snowplowed停车场，面对这样的商店。我记得'潜艇豪华'以南和' Dragonbone漫画'以北，但我不能完全记得他们之间已经在梅格的。
该店铺是一个简单的事有两个显示窗口和门在中东。梅格已显示出一些舒适的中西部冬天穿什么模样了几个非常昂贵的模特儿。她是资金充足，我决定。这是良好的。她可以使用一些下跌的股票。贝尔tinkled因为我进入的大门，摇摇雪关闭我的足迹。
梅格是一个非常漂亮的redheaded夫人具有广泛的微笑和绿色的眼睛充满了智慧。我本来是直接与她。她不是那种我可以鬼混的。我告诉自己，试图记住不自觉地刮我的球。
“嗨，我硖马丁。 ”我在明亮的声音。 “摄政营销的这对姊妹城市。您大概看到我们的一些线纳森的。 ”
“很高兴见到你马丁先生。我梅格教宗。而且我从来没有在纳森的。 ”她的眼睛闪闪发光，她给了我一个苦笑笑。
“我们是全系列的公司，梅格。你介意我给你打电话梅格？ ”
“不是在所有硖，但我不会有兴趣的路线无论怎样延长可能。我是一个专门店。人工时尚只。 ”
“我并不是要健全愚蠢，梅格。我的意思是我跟上所有杂志和节目，我从来没有听说过假肢时装。你有什么来到这里？你介意显示我吗？ ”我想多了解我可以了解潜在客户面前，我就能够真正满足他们的需要。
“我很自豪，马丁先生...硖。 ”梅格通过机架使我非常正常寻找春天和夏天衣服，裤子，上衣和裙子的广告海报装在一个铝框后面的小商店。 “阅读第一。您完成后，我就回答您的任何问题了。 ”
海报大胆地指出， “人工时尚的一种新游”这又解释说，通过建立校正简单缺陷穿着者的身体一公积金可以期待比任何正常方式。这一突破是在利用遥感装置在服装这一改革的衣服，裙子的短裤，以纠正缺陷配戴数字。更正期待，并认为完全自然的，既要佩戴的任何人都看她。
“不可能的。 ”余脱口而出阅读，然后环顾四周，看看梅格snickering我后面。 “这是一个笑话？ ”我问。
“不是开玩笑，这是现代技术在它最优秀的，它的出现将让你的权利等公司的业务！ ”梅格说断然。 “正如我尽快筹资的国家分配的产品... ”她的眼睛下降和火花让他们进行了短暂的时刻。
“没有任何方法可以保证，更对您的产品，我你不介意我认为，梅格。联邦贸易委员会将所有你的一刻，他们看到自己的文学作品或广告。请不要以为我大胆，但我想给你一些建议。您的文学和广告索赔必须诚实和直接的，我亲爱的。 “
“他们是诚实的，直截了当，硖。我国服装做宣传的完全一样。
我已经超过50家客户在苏福尔斯地区来证明这一点。 “
“苏福尔斯不是巴黎， '亲爱的' ，我想您会有些失望时，更先进的客户在大城市顺一些人工填充您已经熟了。 ”
“目前还没有填充在我的服装，硖。为什么，如果你把一些小蓝挂在那里结束的机架中，您会以及比例为选美参赛者。我的大多数客户喜欢的产品这效仿的数字选美大赛获奖者或顶端模式。不过，我确实有少数着装的男人和愿望充分bustlines和小的腰部。这一切可能的，即使你！ “
“红牛！对不起，法国，太太。听着，这几乎午餐时间。为什么我带你出去好饭菜居约瑟芬？我们可以谈论增加了一些非常时髦的东西，以您的商店。 ”我决定这个夫人在她需要帮助存储在最坏的方式。我大概可以帮助她提高销售，提高她的爱情生活作为奖励！正如我所说的，是一个硕士推销员有回报。
“主席先生，最时髦的东西可以拥有一个女人是一个美丽的数字，只有我的产品可以给他们。 ”
一个好的推销员总是答案异议有效的去证明其性能。现在是我要证明这个可爱的老太太，她是错误的。
我想这将打开她的心我的路线。
“行，行，你说，这衣服在那边， ”我指着上面的蓝色无袖膝关节打印她用在她例如， “给我一个美丽的数字。证明这一点。论证。让我在这个穿着。如果给我一个数字一样，喜欢...其中一个广告模特的窗口中有，我给你50元钱。如果没有，我带你到午餐和我们谈论的一个附加行的店铺。 “
梅格把她微妙的手放在下巴。 “哼，我想我们能够做到这一点。只有我真的不希望自己的50元。如何帮我测试了新的实验模型，如果你输。 ”
我不会做任何想法与这个漂亮女人，午餐只是一个机会去了解她的更好。即使我失去的可能性似乎偏远，我将获得很少的时间来制定一个与梅格。
“你得有。 ”我回答迅速。 “现在，让我们这的问题之一。 ”我抓住了着装和领导的唯一更衣室后面的商店。
“小心，硖，织物是非常微妙的。您应该脱掉所有的衣服进入衣服。一些材料不符合班轮我用。 ”
符合班轮？我从来没有听说过前。我带了我所有的衣服，并期待在我满意地广泛胸部在更衣室镜子。 35 ，我仍然相对减少，小隆起在我腰部几乎没有表明如果我穿着仔细。我的身体仍然处于很好的状态从壁球和慢跑。我举行了着装和被逗得哈哈大笑。没有办法有人甚至以适应。我觉得和小韦特里奇的内疚和怜悯的梅格。她似乎就像一个甜蜜的人，我讨厌伤害她，但我帮助她，是不是？我是帮助她看到的真实情况。也许她的假肢的想法将一些工作，但超重女子不能取得更薄，和腰部cinching服装看起来可能会好一段时间，但妇女最终将厌倦的不适并返回其经常衣服。余敞着后面的衣服，并把它双腿的方式我想看到的模式做。我把腰部的弹性，我的腰间。舒适的衣服，我就不得不承认这一点。没有严格的腰部cinching回事。内壁光滑如丝般感觉对我的皮肤。我把顶部和下跌的武器通过armholes ，小心不要被撕裂的材料。顶端似乎没有伸展或撕裂，但觉得凉爽，舒适的对我国毛状胸部。
“这有多大？ ”我打电话给梅格与欢乐，我的声音说， “它符合相当好。 ”
“这真的没有问题，假肢时装，硖，但我认为它是一种10 。 ”
10 ？我想萧条的接缝出一个女人的10 。我看着镜中的更衣室。整齐的着装洪从我的身体。我国毛膝盖以下的hemline ，但bellshaped蓝色裙子进展顺利线路女性臀部的一小，不可能小，腰以下我ribcage 。我的胸部看起来也缩小，而不是肌肉每桶我是习以为常。中的按钮回到并不固定，但我可以看到像是两个漂亮的乳房下，夏季棉花。伸出顶部的无袖服装上方的两个obscenely大，毛状武器和一本厚厚的脖子。
梅格必须听我喘息，因为她开门的更衣室进来在近距离她的香水是非常明显的。她非常接近，一个可爱的表达喜悦的脸上。 “为什么你积极地看待...
积极独一无二的。 “在她的可爱的小giggled的笑声。我的公鸡开始响应她如此接近，她此举在我身后，轻轻开始buttoning我。我看不起的小公鸡帐篷我很难将我的衣服戴着，但只不过是顺利蓝色的材料。上方的加强，现在已完全钮扣，在紧张以及形成乳房。我可以出乳头通过材料。
“如何在地狱，你这样做吗？ ”我问谈到梅格。她打开她的嘴来回答和贝尔响。
“哎呀，一个客户。 ”她说，用完更衣室帮助一个满头白发的女人。
我站在那儿等候在小房间，我听到她的摊位梅格一个老年人夫人略有斯堪的纳维亚口音喜欢你听到了很多在这些地区。我觉得愚蠢的服装，看起来就像新颖手法照片超过一个人，但我忘记了，并听取了关于梅格的介绍。梅格的夫人感兴趣，这是她的生日，和许多朋友将访问。梅格已得到她承认，她想看上去有点微调和年轻的一方。我不得不佩服她的技术。她是不是太糟糕的销售。不是硕士推销员，而不是坏的。 Absentmindedly我的衣服抚摸我听着，抚摸高，直到... 。 Youch ！我看到乳头我刚刚下跌我的Palm在加强对材料的衣服。俺感动了。它认为公司和肉质。我觉得我的手指通过着装。这是因为如果我的胸部，乳房是真实的。余惊慌失措。我的手去的衣服，毕竟我已经获得了boner ，并没有看到它，也许这是改变。余舒了一口气找到“军士长”
仍然活着，且健康状况良好，但整个事情过于担忧。如果想我lunged出了门来对付梅格...
并发现自己处于一个穿着店，身穿礼服，与女性的乳房和臀部寻找关于我的身体，与梅格和两名老年女子直视我。
“嗯，嗯，嗯，一个惊人的效果，梅格。 ”余结巴。
“噢，硖，谢谢。 ”梅格微笑。上帝，她美丽的笑容。 “我们需要的更衣室。您是尊敬的和放弃了几分钟？ ”
余破灭最近的服装货架，戳我的脑袋上方的顶部和说， “确定” ，然后提升自己的声音稍微使我的观点“ ，但使快。 ”
梅格了便服到谁像夫人夫人奥尔森从麦斯威尔咖啡广告。 （这是最富有的一种... ）那个夫人肯定卖了很多咖啡，但我并不打算卖掉许多衣服躲在这个挂机架身穿1 。
消失的女人我唯一的避难所，试图对服装的其他夫人，一个满头白发夫人约60讲。
“年轻人， ”她问甜蜜， “你穿衣服的时间，或者只是为了乐趣？ ”
我的双颊了红色，我想拿出一个瞬间的答案。 “嗯，我女士
教宗的正式测试。我可以肯定的服装满足我们严格的质量标准。如果他们的工作对我来说，他们会帮助别人，对不对？ “
“我说： ”夫人叹道， “他们当然工作。但我认为你应该刮脸您的腿如果您想留下好印象在商店这样。 ”
“感谢您的建议，太太。 ”我回答认真。我看着梅格打破沉默，在她身后的笑声。
不久“夫人奥尔森”走出更衣室。米色裤子的奶油套件梅格，她选择了一套她的内饰完美的数字。修剪的数字？当她走进更衣室，她说，已经有威严的小butterball ！我几乎忘记了自己目前的一些生活中的一个目标，我看着梅格的转化客户。最后，我恢复镇定我说： “妈妈，这看起来好你，你应该穿的家园。 ”她似乎点头同意我几乎跳进更衣室，并交给了女子的衣服，以等待梅格和关闭了大门。
我终于得到了衣服了，看着她的梅格完成一天我心中充满了影响，我所看到的。我看到一个年轻的姑娘在她的20来寻找严重超重，去找装饰和装修，并增设了一个人工时装裤，衬衫，鞋和袜子。一个真正的“橄榄奥维尔”型排在瘦的铁路和出去的性感作为一个日历女孩。我一直安静和摇了摇头与敬畏和惊讶。
最后落去前门，推倒阴影，并说： “现在，你欠我先生！跟我来。并把您的样本。 ”
我们将梅格的打车到北部的部分城镇，我国服装袋背部。我们清盘到丘陵和结束旧房屋约1890年的维多利亚式的古董，它看起来像是没有画，因为它是基础。它只是没有像梅格，但后来也没有说，旅行车。当我们走到老家梅格变成了邪恶的笑容她的脸。
“你看，我的技术，使用的方式仅仅是冰山的一角。有如此多的更是可以做到的。旅游新天地，垃圾处理... ”梅格打开了华丽的前门关键和鞠躬，挥手把我前面的客厅。
我预计维多利亚家具，厚厚的东方地毯和沉重的天鹅绒窗帘。我预计，至少家具。我所看到的是一个人窝沉迷于一个目标，这一目标不是一个整洁干净的房子。客厅的正面是一个混乱的箱子和设备。计算机四分五裂电源被倒在地上，一堆箱子从面料的公司奠定在他们旁边。一些非常高科技测试的东西是不小心散落在角落里。
“这种方式。 ”梅格呼吸兴奋。我的公鸡加筋的声音在她的声音。
可她的实验涉及的不仅仅是时装？我们伤了楼梯到发霉的地下室。一些巨大的机器相连厚为主线的接线的单块房间。一个小炉角落是相形见绌这些科幻monstrosities 。 “你觉得呢？ ”
问漂亮， redheaded梅格。
“这些做什么？ ”我问。
“嗯，他们非常抓斗位空间从其他方面，提请单银网格使用的服装，捕获分子模式和一个厨师电视晚餐时，我需要吃。 ”
“这是什么东西？ ”我问，指出了4英寸直径的电线束，导致了一个洞在地下室墙。梅格没有回答，挖通过了一堆织物便携式胜家缝纫机，找。
“在这儿。 ”她啁啾快活，无视我的问题。她举行了一套长期约翰作出罚款银丝网。网格是微妙的，就像一个女人的丝袜和其他明显的特征不仅是一个标签缝在衣领的服装。阿胡德是车缝颈部，使事情一套装我猜。梅格看着我，扳起她的头和跃升到空气中兴奋地踩踏她的脚下轻轻地下室。 “哦不只是站在那里傻。脱下你的衣服。 ”
“在您的面前？ ”我问，想知道这将导致。
“别担心，我的专业。只要脱下你的衣服，并把这个问题。 ”
本人不情愿地脱我的衣服，领带和鞋子，停下来寻找一个干净的地方来存放他们失望。 “退出拖延，并让他们都赶走。 ”梅格呼吸。不久，她的呼吸现在，明显地兴奋。
我将关闭我的袜子，跳频周围的一只脚。没有发生在拥挤的地下室实验室坐下来，我可以看到。然后，衬衫和裤子来了，留下我的短裤。我看着梅格再次关注的一种反应。有汗水在她的额头。她的眼睛看上去略微釉面。我真的把她的！我让义和团秋天和Meg立即递给我奇怪的服装。背面的淡淡的材料下跌开放，我介入了，仔细检查了在梅格。她正在她的鞋！鼓励我把这些材料超过每腿，然后把我的胳膊把袖子，结束的手套。引擎盖过来我的头向后，封闭回的遮光罩我的脸。 “这是正确的？ ”我问。
通过透明材料的遮光罩我看到梅格已脱离她的裙子，我盯着最长，苗条，美丽的腿在全人类。
她抬起头来。 “这是正确的。现在让我扣在回到你。 ”
梅格过来，上衣挑衅摆在她的腰部，发挥捉迷藏与她的内裤。她做的服装背后我的脖子，我听到了声响，吸吮声和服装已经走了。我是完全赤裸裸的了。我摇了摇头以清除它，并期待都在房间里。一些有微妙变化。我现在少于梅格。她和我看着几乎相同的看法，但我现在是一个谁抬起头来。这是奇怪的。我看到了在我和几乎停电。我是女性。双丘增长了我的胸口，顺利和全面tipped布朗乳头与微妙。我瘦。我的手指都瘦，我的腰是瘦，我的腿很瘦。我国优良的大腿缩小到微妙的膝盖，然后增厚以往任何时候都这样稍微精简牛犊。小脚与脆弱寻找脚趾似乎是适当的，例如腿，但完全陌生。
“我不喜欢这样，梅格”我到周围的回到我的脖子在那儿她有固定的扣子。所有我觉得是顺利的肉体。我坚决退出小乳房向上的运动，一个奇怪的女人的感觉。 “你怎么得到这件事了吗？ ”我的声音的声音，一个年轻的姑娘。
“皮下模型的实验。 ”梅格说此事给实事求是。 “控制芯片的标签。跟随我，我会解释一切。 ”梅格开始了楼梯就她胸罩和内裤。我看着她对tush 1943粉红丝绸，其次，希望解释包括取消这个女性的身体。当我走到楼梯我觉得一个新的衔接在我的臀部，投掷他们一方一方。我试图想象，可能看起来像从后面，然后望着梅格，只要达到目标。这就是我像所有权利。性感的地狱！当我们去了第二次飞行的台阶上到二楼的房子我有一个突然的实现。今天第一次，我的睾丸不痒！我没有睾丸。
梅格一眼，看看后面，我下面说， “曾几何时，硖，有科学家认为是工作的绝对阶段的问题。这位科学家发现，没有任何绝对阶段的所有问题，这件事，我们认为是所有阶段的亚原子水平上，但如果它的阶段改变它似乎被摧毁。然后，这个聪明的科学家发现了一种方法创建一个领域的相变。此事一定的位置可以改变在第一阶段。结果发现，有问题的共存与我们，只有当不同的阶段。换句话说，其他方面。科学家感到兴奋的发现，但科学界并不接受这种激进的调查结果。仅仅因为他们无法重复实验，他们游说切断资金的项目。 “
“这是你的科学家。 ”
“非常精明。 ”梅格回答，变成了一道门。 “请坐。 ”她提供的。
我看了看周围。房间是一间卧室，裸除了一张床在中东和电视上的橙色箱子靠在墙上。我不知道如果我是多一女同志，热性，但它似乎是什么梅格提供现在和我有能力。我坐在座位的只有在房间里，床和跳回到了痛苦。我曾坐在一个遥控器的电视。俺扔它放到地毯和星期六回落。梅格认为我，看着我从上到下。我报道过我，我...清楚了我的公鸡。我不能确定我要思考什么是现在。
她到她身后，并开始松她的胸罩，她说。 “我真的很低。但是，我一直工作，直到我发现了一种舀从另一个层面的问题，并把它纳入此一在适当的阶段。它使用大量的能源，但它的工作。有人喜欢钓鱼，我看不出什么，我取，或什么样的层面，我取的，但像爱迪生，我不断尝试。结果令人失望，我得到一个立方体的岩石，有毒气体，一些土壤。然后就像我的电条例草案将成为不可能，我把球paydirt 。 “
“你发现了一个动物，一个人？ ”
“不完全。我国相庭不够大的。它将片对二者的立方体和918位的肌肉或骨骼。 ”梅格下降胸罩的朦胧的地面阿拉巴斯特金球奖下跌自由。本人吞下非常响亮。
“你发现的关键，一些美妙外来的技术。 ”
“是的，种，以及肯定的。我想我被咬伤的垃圾袋。 ”
“垃圾袋。这是你的重大突破？ ”
梅格调升紧张材料在她的粉红色内裤。一滴汗水落入我的眼睛。我到了柔软的手指和抹去我额头上。
“分庭载有一块褐色纸袋，部分半pastrami吃三明治和100的最快的超级计算机芯片的存在。 ”梅格下降的内裤在地上。她接近床。
“你答应让我出去呢？ ”我问回蹬在床上，我看着她可爱的形式办法箱。
“当我完成测试。 ”她说。 “你看到的服装是由相结合的技术我用打破立体屏障，并挖掘出芯片本人。芯片内容和商店一般分子车身结构。
如果网格周围地区的机构，不符合的参数定义芯片，该芯片动作不够充实的阶段的质量参数。那么只要重新确定的分子结构它周围，以满足规格是编程。 “
“嗯，如果你想要去吃饭？ ”梅格说，改变这一问题。
“晚餐？ ”我问，我的声音嘶哑的浅呼吸叹息。 “晚餐？我还以为你要... ”
“做爱？ ”梅格的声音上了一个愉快的lilt一样，她笑着和谈话在同一时间。 “在适当的时候我亲爱的推销员，但现在我饿了，我们必须让皮下网络稳定之前，我们尝试过这样的！ Soooo ...什么样的食物你喜欢？ ”
梅格开始拉动顺利尼龙。她越来越脏了。余吞噬，并试图隐瞒我失望。我的呼吸开始恢复正常时，撞到了我。 “等一等，如果我们出去吃晚饭，我们就必须穿上衣服。 ”
“没错，硖。 ”
“如果我们穿衣服，我要穿上妇女的衣服。 ”
“非常精明的我亲爱的。你已经销售多年，现在是时候你的经验教训是什么感觉穿。 ”
“我们可以吃吗？ ”我建议。 “我去看看我能沙沙声了。 ”事实上我记下楼梯，小胸部反弹，并瞥了一眼厨房。我抓住了处理的冰箱，她知道什么，我就可以鞭打它成一餐，不会强迫我花两小时在公共看上去像辛迪克劳馥。学士学位，必须是一个非常好的库克有时-这是其中之一！我打开冰箱门...撞到了我的气味就像打了一耳光的头，腐臭鱼！主要颜色装饰内部梅格的冰箱是蓝色和绿色。胶粘剂寻找的东西不放的墙壁。什么是小食品的货架上是快活地装饰着五颜六色的模具和孢子。我决定梅格吃了...经常。
俺艰难跋涉回到了楼梯试图想我要如何摆脱离开房子看起来有些营养不良，性欲过剩的，厚的人体模特。余大步进入卧室，把我的脚了。 “我不会离开。 ”我说了与我的实力薄一点的声音可以鼓起。 “我住在家里，直到您借此... ...这件事了我。 ”我坚定地乳房quaked我争取控制。我站在沉默和赤裸裸前面的梅格谁是紧固一条金颈链身边漂亮的脖子。她穿着淡紫色的晚礼服，并期待惊人优雅。
“你最好穿上衣服如果你想完成的实验。如果您只想留在这里，我出去... ”我的希望开始上升。 “ ...那么你可以留喜欢你。没有实验，没有回头路。种我想知道如何长期经验异性会影响到这个问题。他会是一个慢慢接受她.. 。或... “
“停止，停止，我会吃，但怎么走出去吃饭的部分实验？ ”余反驳。我是非常深刻的，但我仍然有信心我的销售技巧将让我出去。正如我开始了精神人格类型分析梅格她回答。
“你得有一点食物在这个新胃你。这是一个关键的考验我想以后。现在借此长袍，让这些样品你带来。如果有什么适合你，我想你应该穿什么你已经出售。把自己的鞋你的最终客户的变化。 “
我觉得一个完整的傻瓜在“卡特里娜” 。一个小数目弹掠过结束上述顺利膝盖和我紧紧包裹我的精致的乳房。
20分钟后我觉得更愚蠢的是我跟着梅格到“ SKOL -县西洋酒餐厅”的地方是真实的，因为这些地方获得。在明尼阿波利斯他们充满都市牛仔和女牛仔学习两个步骤和寻找行动。 “ SKOL ”充满了牛仔的西部和中部的南达科他州的寻找行动。而现在，我梅格， sashaying到酒吧的鸡尾酒礼服，看上去行动。眼睛下的牛仔帽之后我们在看到我们的表的一个有吸引力的年轻女士在广场跳舞的裙子和衬衫。
房间包括一个长期酒吧后盾喜欢镜子，十几桌大小不同的红色和白色格仔桌布扔到了他们，一个巨大的舞池，我们坐的边缘。罗德奥海报，品牌的铁杆和骑马齿轮凌乱的墙壁。许多身穿单打以及为集中在前面的一家酒吧，而夫妇和Diners坐在桌子的边缘舞池。一群正在建立，名称为“会种马和Fillies ”画中的脚本在鼓。
梅格环顾四周，高兴， “我爱这个地方！ ”她喊道。
“我可以让你女人喝酒？ ”年轻的服务员说是他看着我的胸部。
“ Glendronach苏格兰，整洁。请做双份。 ”说梅格。
俺盯着梅格，她纵容我。 “我要，嗯... ...嗯1一杯白葡萄酒。 ”现在我是一名苏格兰饮酒的性质和一个不错的单麦芽听起来像天上的权利，但不知它只是似乎不正确的一个微妙的女孩为了Laphroge -直线上升。
由于服务员返回的饮料，他把前面的苏格兰梅格和廉价酒杯装满尿液颜色的液体在我的前面。梅格必须指出我讨厌看到葡萄酒和推大杯威士忌给我身边的桌子上。 “你看起来像你需要这个，你比我更糟糕， ”她解释说。
我接受了礼物谢天谢地，并花了很长时间的SIP的黑烟液体。它烧掉我的喉咙就一路下滑，但是尝到像豚草。热烈辉光蔓延通过我的身体。它没有发生，我认为这whispy一○五英镑机构可能无法处理很多酒。我把另一个大痛饮和咳嗽微妙的巨额注资苏格兰通过我的喉咙。 “嗯， ”我说我的斗智斗勇收集。我的斗智斗勇似乎并没有太容易收集后，苏格兰打我饿着肚子，但我把它的时间。梅格似乎前倾，等待。 “嗯， ”我重复，拖延时间， “嗯，有什么好的呢？ ”
“牛仔很好，硖。 ”
“这不是我的意思，梅格。 ”我回答，在乐队击中了“ Ropin '风。 ”一名男歌手备份的所有女孩带。
梅格giggled像女孩了该镇她的女朋友， “我知道，愚蠢的。但看看他们，不是太可爱？ ，而且他们似乎认为，同样的你。 ”
我忘记的菜单了一会儿和slunk跌低，我的座位，我可以看的眼睛盯着出黑烟黑暗的酒吧。正如我下滑我的座位在我的短礼服加自己，我的腿，直到我意识到，我在恐怖威廉莱西斯内裤，从以往任何时候都受欢迎的“埃及艳后集” ，分别显示。一对夫妇untrimmed布朗耻骨毛peeked enticingly从下花边。俺盯着什么必须已经太长。然后我挺举备份和差一点我抢白我的权利，并解除了沉重的苏格兰杯我与我的嘴唇离开。 “耶稣” 。我叫道， “这是不容易的。 ”
服务员打断， “另一名苏格兰，夫人？ ”
俺盯着下跌在杯子。它是空的。 “ Shhhhure 。 ”余脱口而出。
梅格被服务员的眼睛。 “ ，使我们一对夫妇菜单的。 ”
“菜单的。 ”本人反复。 “是啊！ ”
“舞蹈蜂蜜？ ”软男性声音在我的右耳朵低声说。我只是约跳出我的座位，受惊的兔子。
“那就试试看吧。我会为了你。你想要什么。 ”梅格说，在回答年轻男子在白宫斯特森，格子衬衫和西部削减bluejeans我的右肩。
我望着他，并期待回到梅格的恳求，让我摆脱这种' ，脸。她只是微笑着shooed我从她的手中。 “走出去乐趣！你要什么吃如果侍者收到你回来？ ”
“为了我Jusssh牛排，罕见的。 ”我回答没有思想。
余错开，以我的双脚。相结合，低意大利高跟鞋（ “吉诺瓦伦西亚-星光” ） ，苏格兰，和蜡舞池是太多了。我觉得我的脚飞出从我长期轻盈双腿所有Akimbo公司。在我的发言可能达到强手中席卷裸露腋窝下我和我解除备份到我的脚。我转过身盯着到蓝眼睛，进行为期两天的老胡子。 “钍次... ...
❸ 谁有10篇英语100字短文，六年级的。
My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐. 我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!
My Room
This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.
我的房间
这是我的房间。 在窗口附近有一张书桌。 我经常在那做我的家庭作业。 您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。 在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。 有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路
Skating
Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!
滑冰
妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。 从那时起，我爱好滑冰。 它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。 我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好!
The Sea
What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.
海
你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。 海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。 我们能看海滩、树和海。 我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。
Computers
Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.
Computers help us live a more convenient life.
计算机
计算机改变我们的生活。 您能做很多事用计算机。 例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。 但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。
计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。
Smiling
I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.”
Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness.
微笑
我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。 微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。 某人也许说， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我会说， “请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。 您真正地再将是愉快的”。
微笑可能让您有更多朋友。如此我说，微笑是象花。 它将给您幸福。
Sunday
It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done ring the day.
星期天
它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。 我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。 如此我决定帮助做家事。 在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。 然后我带着篮子去购物。 我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。 在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。 在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。
春天：Spring
Spring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.
春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假.
夏天：
Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there ring the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.
夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适.
秋天：Autumn
For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers; sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year.
我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节.
冬天：Winter
Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer ring these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.
中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷。
❹ 求短篇的英文鬼故事100字左右
一百字太少了，先奉上一篇，在传个文本
Redclothes
'sdormitory,'sclothestoselldoor-to-doorlateatnight,.Everyday,allnight,aknock-room,;'redclothesdonotwantto/',arenotbigcried,afewdaysthisnight.Onenight,Thatwomancameagain.Thunk!Thunk!;"whatthereddress?Iwantthewhole.Howmuchdoesitcost?"
Womansmiled,,andthatnightweallsleptwell,noonehascomeknockingatthedoor.Thenextday,thedormitorieswereallup,onlythatthewomen',herstudentsopenedherquilt,sheisallred,.Huangwhohavebloodflow,.
红衣服
那是一个外语学校的女生宿舍,有一些时间夜里经常有一个穿红衣服的女子深夜上门推销,也不知道她是怎么逃过楼下检查的.天天夜里都来,一间间房间的敲,如果有人开门就问;’要不要红衣服/’由于女生被吵后非常生气,都大叫着不要,一连几个晚上都这样.有一个晚上,那个女子又来了.咚!咚!这时门开了,从里面冲出一个女生对她大吼;"什么红色的衣服?我全要了.多少钱?"
那女子笑了笑,转身走了,也没给她红色的衣服,那晚上大家都睡得很好,没有人再来敲门了.第二天,宿舍里的人全都起来了,只有那个冲红衣女子大吼的女生还没有起床,她的同学把她的被子掀开,她,她浑身都是红色的,她上身的皮已经被剥开了.血流得潢身,看起来就像是穿了一件红衣服.
❺ 100词左右的英文短篇恐怖鬼故事
Ivan was a timid little man---so timid that the villages called him “Pigeon” or mocked him with the title “Ivan the Terrible.”
伊万是一个胆小如鼠的小个子男人,他的胆子太小了，所以村子里人都叫他“胆小鬼”，或者嘲讽的成他为“怕死鬼伊万”。
Every night Ivan stopped in at the tavern which was one the edge of the village graveyard. Ivan never crossed the graveyard to get to his lonely shack on the other side. That path would save many minutes, but he had never taken it---not even in the full light of noon.
每天晚上，伊万都要到村字墓地边上的那个小酒店去，但每次从酒店回到他在墓地另一边那做孤伶伶的小木屋时，他都不会从墓地当中穿过来。虽然走那条路可以节省好多时间，他却从来没走过。即使在阳光最明亮的大白天，他也没有走过。
Late one winter's night, when bitter wind and snow beat against the tavern, customers took up the familiar mockery. Ivan's mother was scared by a canary when she carried him in her womb. “Ivan the Terrible---Ivan the Timid One.”
一个冬天的深夜，寒风呼啸，风夹着雪花不停的拍打着小酒馆。酒馆里的客人们又聊起了那个老话题，对伊万进行嘲弄：伊万他妈妈在怀它的时候给一只金丝雀给吓着了，“怕死鬼伊万;胆小鬼伊万。”
Ivan's weak protest only encouraged them, and they jeered cruelly when the Cossack captain flung his horrid challenge at their victim.
伊万软弱无力的抗议只能是他们更来劲儿，更加肆无忌惮的嘲弄他。这时，酒馆的那个哥萨克老板又极不友好的向伊万，这个他们捉弄的对象，发出了挑衅。
“You are a pigeon, Ivan. You'll walk around the graveyard in this cold---but you dare not cross it.” Ivan murmured, “The graveyard is nothing to cross, Captain. It is nothing but earth, like all the other earth.”
“你是一个胆小鬼，伊万。在这样一个大冷天，你也只敢绕远路，绕着墓地走回家;就是不敢穿过去。”伊万喃喃的说：“穿过墓地也没什么意思，老板。那里只有泥土，和其他地方的泥土没什么两样。”
The captain cried, “A challenge, then! Cross the graveyard tonight, Ivan, and I'll give you five rubles---five gold rubles!”
老板大声吼道：“好吧！来一次挑战怎么样？伊万，今天晚上你穿过墓地走回去，我就给你5个金卢布; 5个金卢布！”
Perhaps it was the vodka. Perhaps it was the temptation of the five gold rubles. No one knew why. Ivan, moistening his lips, said suddenly: “Yes, Captain, I'll cross the graveyard.” The tavern echoed with their disbelief. The captain winked to the men and unbuckled his sword.
也许是伏特加的作用，也许是5个金卢布的诱惑，谁知道呢。伊万舔舔嘴唇，突然说道：“行，老板，等一会儿我就从墓地穿过去。”小酒馆里的人都嚷嚷说不信。老板朝大伙使了个眼色，然后解下了他的佩剑。
“Here, Ivan. When you get to the center of the graveyard, in front of the biggest tomb, stick the sword into the ground. In the morning we shall go there. If the sword is in the ground---five rubles to you!” Ivan took the sword. The men drank a toast: “To Ivan the Terrible!” They roared laughing.
“给你，伊万！等你走到墓地中央时，就将这把剑插在那个最大的坟堆前的地上。明天早上我们会到那里去，如果看的这把剑插在哪儿;5个卢布就归你了！”
伊万接过剑。人们举起酒杯，“为怕死鬼伊万干杯！”他们狂笑着大叫道。
The wind howled around Ivan as he closed the door of the tavern behind him. The cold was knife-sharp. He buttoned his long coat and crossed the dirt road. He could hear the captain's voice, louder than the rest, yelling after him, “Five rubles, pigeon! If you live!”
伊万关上门，走出小酒店。身边狂风怒号，冷的似刀割一般。他扣紧了长大衣，从泥泞的路上穿过去，耳边仿佛还听见在众人的喧哗声中老板那格外刺耳的声音在他背后厉声叫着：“5个卢布，胆小鬼，如果你还能活着的话！”
Ivan pushed the graveyard gate open. He walked fast. “Earth, just earth… just like any other earth.” But the darkness was a massive dread.
伊万推开墓地的门。他飞快地走着。“泥土，只不过是泥土罢了……和别处的没什么两样。”但是，黑暗实在是太可怕人了。
“Five gold rubles…” The wind was cruel and the sword was like ice in his hands. Ivan shivered under the long, thick coat and broke into a limping run.
“5个金卢布……”风凄厉地刮着，他手中的剑冰冷刺骨。伊万裹在那件又长又厚的大衣里浑身直发抖，不由得一瘸一拐地跑了起来。
He stopped the large tomb. He must have sobbed---that was the sound that was drowned in the wind. And he kneeled, cold and terrified, and drove the sword through the crust into the hard ground. With all his strength, he pushed it down to the hilt. It was done. The graveyard… the challenge… five gold rubles.
他找到了那个大坟墓。他一定是哭着来的;风声将他的哭声湮没了。他又冷又怕，跪倒在地，把剑向冻得硬梆梆地地上插下去，用尽全力将他一直插到只露出剑柄为止。总算成功了。墓地……挑战……5个金卢布。
Ivan started to rise from his knees. But he could not move. Something gripped him in an unyielding hold. Ivan tugged and lurched and pulled---gasping in his panic, shaken by a horrible fear. He cried out in terror, then made senseless, gurgling noises.
伊万抬起腿想站起来，但却动弹不得，不知有什么东西把他给牢牢地拽住了。伊万挣扎着，跌跌撞撞使劲拉扯着;他在惊恐中喘息着，吓得浑身哆嗦。随后，伊万害怕得大叫起来，接着又不由自主地发出一阵“咯咯”的颤抖。
They found Ivan, next morning on the ground in front of the tomb that was in the center of the graveyard. He was frozen to death. The look on his face was not that of a frozen man, but of a man killed by some nameless horror.
第二天早晨，人们在墓地中央那个坟墓地前面发现了伊万。他是冻死地，但从他脸上的表情来看，不像是一个冻死地人，倒像是一个被无名的恐惧吓死的人。
And the captain's sword was in the ground where Ivan had pounded it---through the dragging folds of his long coat.
老板的那柄剑还钉在伊万将他狠狠地插进去的地方;穿透了他那件长大衣下摆拖着的衣褶。
2。Suddenly, the doorbell rang
I opened the door: there was nothing outside, but total darkness. I must have a drumming in the ears, I told myself and closed the door again. No sooner had I switched off the light than the doorbell rang again, even more loudly. "Damn, who's making fun of me?" I swore, and turned the doorknob. The door sprang open: there was still total darkness outside. I stepped out, getting my eyes accustomed to the pitch-blackness. By and by, I made out a tiny flicker in front.
I stretched out my hands and touched something. Oh, it was an arm of somebody. "Oh, ghost!" I shouted.
"No, I'm not." said a male voice, "I'm an electrician. The fuse of this floor is broken. I'm going to change it. But the battery of my electric torch was bad. I just rang your doorbell to ask for a spare battery. But you just slammed the door shut on me. So I have to ring your doorbell again."
"Oh, that was a misunderstanding," said I, "you see, I'm very near-sighted
3。Herman was spending the night with some friends who lived in the country. He went to bed late and did not sleep well. Off in the distance he thought he heard the sound of a horse drawn carriage. He got up, went to the window, and looked out. There, in the full moon, he saw the carriage he had heard right outside of the house. The carriage looked like it was carrying a coffin. The driver of the carriage looked up at the window where Herman stood. The driver's face was ghostly pale and very thin. "All aboard", the driver said to Herman. Herman stepped back from the window and laid back down on the bed. He eventually fell back into a fitful sleep. The next morning, he told his friends about the carriage and driver and they all decided that he just must have had a very bad dream. Later that day, Herman went back home to his apartment in the city. Just as he started to board the elevator , he looked at the elevator operator. What did Herman see?
❻ 求一篇 100字 的 英语短文或者小故事 ,英语短... ... thank one's dent
Tomorrow will be Thanksgiving Day.Sally is going to thank her dentist.Her dentist is very kind and helpful.One day,Sally went to the dentist for an aching tooth,unfortunately,she broke Mr Milton's coffee pot by accident.She felt very sorry so that she chose to buy a new coffee pot.The new coffee pot looks very beautiful.Sally put the pot into a small box,wraped the box with a ribbon and attached a thank-you note.Sally wish her dentist may feel very happy to accept her gift.
❼ 求短篇英语童话故事，要简单明了！
The Three Lazy Ones
A king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， “Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.” The oldest one said， “Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.” The second one said， “Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back. “The third one said， “Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.” When the father heard this he said， “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.”
在一个遥远的地方，有一个国王，他有三个儿子，对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱，他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个。所以，当他快要死的时候，就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们，在我死后，你们三个中谁最懒，谁就继承我的王位。”老大说：“既然这样，这王位就是我的，因为我是最懒的儿子，当我躺下睡觉时，有任何东西落到我的眼睛里，我也懒得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛闭上，我仍然会继续睡觉。”二儿子说：“爸爸，王位应该传给我，因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候，就是火燃到我的脚趾，我也懒得把腿收回来。”第三个儿子说：“爸爸，这王位是我的，因为我是你最懒的儿子，如果我就要被吊起来，绳子已经套在了脖子上，有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里，要我切断绳子，我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选，你应该继承王位。”
❽ 20篇英文小故事或小短文(80-100个单词)!~~急!~~
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1The winter vacation passed quickly. In those days, I have done some things. Playing, doing homework and so on. Sometimes I helped my mother doing some housework. She thanked to me. Though, I was proud of myself. I also went over my English learning. I think I have known more than before. In the new term, I will study hard.
2I like to eat meat that comes from any poultry, chicken, ck, geese as well as dairy meat. beef tastes really good. Not only are they delicious and fattening, they are full of nutrition. Also, meat can come in an almost infinite array of varieties, because they come from a whole range of animals and each can be prepared in many ways. There are many exotic types of meats around the world, hopefully, i will have the chance to sample my favourite food in many different ways.
3Today is natinal day.I went to the park with my family to celebrate this holiday.There are many people in the park.Some of them were taking photos ,and others were going sightseeing.How happily they looked.
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This afternoon I went to the park which was built recently near my home.In the park,I saw many beautiful flowers and trees.The air was quite fresh and brids sang happyly.All the people there were singing,dancing and playing games.What a lovely place!
4Dear Mary,
I have been living in Beijing for some time now and I find it very interesting here.
There are so many similarities between Beijing and London. They are both the capital of the country and are both very important cities. Both places have huge populations. They are both the economical, political and cultural center. They both have many historical and cultrual
I also found many differences in the two cities. In London we drive on the left side of the road, while in Beijing they drive on the right side. Most people in London go to work via public transportation, here in Beijing most people rides bycicles. In London the weather is always cloudy, here in Beijing most the the time it's sunny. And in London most student don't spend their time efficiently, but here in Beijing many people speak English cause they study hard.
Regards,
Peter
5If we are in a fire, first of all, we should keep silent. We can't be so nervous that we will do something terrible. We may take a deep breathe and then find the way to save ourselves carefully. We can't jump out of the windows unless there is not another way to get out because it's too dangerous. We need a piece of wet paper to cover our nose and mouth to help keep off the smoke.
6Time flies when we are having fun is an old expression. We know, as we reminisce of our past, time flies regardless.
As we grow beyond our teenage. We remember the times of fun we had when we were young, when we were in primary school. We had little concern, little responsibilities. We all remember chasing our friends in catch, sneaking around in hide-and-seek and the fun in the playground.
As we grow with time, our lives become filled with stress and worries. It is in these times we remember what we had, what we took for granted. As we do so, we look forward to what we can achieve and what we will see of ourselves years down the tracks.
7If this is last day-long, I think the majority of people can wait for death, but I cannot, I have to convene possess my friend meeting, early in the morning is looks the sunrise, most loves the music ,I can bring above my MP3, together heartily plays with everybody, is happy. Does matter which I wants to do, works as this life is one traveling, finally can listen the song, looks west setting sun under, stays behind extremely beautiful smiling face to world! Inside the Russian Embassy in London a KGB colonel puffed a cigarette as he read the handwritten note for the third time. There was no need for the writer to express regret, he though. Correcting this problem would be easy. He would do that in a moment. The thought of it caused a grim smile to appear and joy to his heart. But he pushed away those thoughts and turned his attention to a framed photograph on his desk. His wife was beautiful, he told himself as he remembered the day they were married. That was forty-three years ago, and it had been the proudest and happiest day of his life.
在伦敦的俄国使馆，一位克格勃上校一边吞云吐雾，一边读着一张手写的字条，这已是他第三次在读这张字条了。便条的作者不必表示遗憾了，上校这样想着。纠正这个错误其实很容易。他只要一会儿工夫便会做到。想到这里，他的脸上不禁浮现出一种可怕的笑容，他内心深处既伤感而又快活。上校从沉思中游离出来，将注意力集中到桌子上的一个像框上，他的妻子是位美丽的女人，当想起他们成婚的那一天时他不禁自语道。那已是43年前的事情了，可却是他一生中最自豪最幸福的日子。
What had happened to all that time? Why had it passed so quickly, and why hadn't he spent more of it with her? Why hadn't he held her close and told her more often that he loved her? He cursed himself as a tear came from the corner of his eye, ran down his cheek, then dropped onto the note. He stiffened and wiped his face with the back of his hand. There was no need for remorse or regret, he told himself. In a few moments he would join her and at that time would express his undying love and devotion.
那些时候都发生了什么？为什么时光流逝得如此之快？为什么他没能将更多的时光用来陪伴她？为什么他没能将她搂紧，更多次地告诉她他爱她？他于是开始诅咒起自己，泪水也忍不住夺眶而出，流过面颊，最后滴落在字条上。这时，他板起了面孔，用手背揩去了眼泪。已经没有必要来自责与悔恨了，他对自己说道。很快他不就会与她团聚了吗？到那时，他将再向她表达他永恒的爱与忠心。
After setting the note ablaze he dropped it into an ashtray and watched it burn. For a time the names cast moving shadows on the walls of the darkened room, then they nickered and died out. The colonel dropped the cigarette to the floor and ground it out with his heel, then clutched the photograph to his breast, removed a pistol from his pocket, placed the barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. In the ashtray a small portion of the note remained. Where it had been wetted by his tear it had failed to bum, and on that scrap of paper were the words "died yesterday."
他点燃了字条，将它扔进了烟灰缸中，看着它慢慢地燃烧起来。在火苗的映衬下，这间漆黑的屋子里的四壁一时变得影影绰绰。不一会儿，火苗成了星星点点，渐渐地熄灭了。上校把香烟扔在了地板上，用后脚跟碾灭，随后抓起照片放在自己的胸前。他从衣兜中掏出了一把手枪，将枪筒放进自己的嘴中，接着扣动扳机。在烟灰缸中还残留着一小片字条，由于被上校的泪水浸湿而未能燃尽。在这块残片上有这样几个字“昨天去世”。
Let's say you're lucky enough to get to take two weeks of vacation away from home each year. Maybe your job sends you to a training session or trade conference for a few days. Then there's your niece's wedding, Thanksgiving with the family, a weekend getaway or two with your spouse to the hills -- or Las Vegas. For many alts, a typical year may have us sleeping in a hotel room 10-20 nights per year. That's nothing to sneeze at.
Or more accurately, that's a lot to sneeze at. Not all hotels can offer plush bathrobes, superb security, and immaculate cleanliness. The reality is that even five-star hotels have been found to harbor plenty of hidden mildew and germs.
However, there are ways to make your home away from home not only more pleasant, but healthier and safer too.
1. Pack your own sheets. If you have any concerns about your hotel's cleaning practices, pack a queen-size sheet to throw over the bedspread so you're not exposed to st mites, germs, or allergens lurking in the cover.
2. Pack a long-sleeved sleep shirt and long sleep pants. Again, if you are concerned about the hygiene of the bedding, rece contact by wearing body-covering pajamas and light socks to bed.
3. Use your bed for sleeping only. Don't do work on it, eat on it, and don't watch movies or TV on it. Not only is that more hygienic, but you'll likely find it easier to fall asleep that way.
4. Ask for an allergy-free room. Some hotels are now offering rooms that are built and furnished to minimize the amounts of st mites and other allergens. Even if you don't have allergies, this might be a good choice for people prone to colds and flus. Other hotels provide allergy packs, including face masks, special pillows, and mattress covers. But you have to ask for them.
5. Choose modern over old. Yes, Victorian bed-and-breakfasts are far superior in terms of charm and personal touches. But they also lead in the amount of allergens and st you are likely to encounter in the rooms and public sitting areas. So if health is a real concern while traveling, go for good-quality modern hotels.
6. Ask for a room on the third floor or higher. Most thefts occur on the first two floors. Stay below the seventh floor, however; few fire engine ladders can reach above it.
7. Choose a hotel over a motel. This is mostly for safety reasons: Burglaries are easier when your room's door is quickly accessible from the parking lot. You also get more dirt and allergens coming through the doorway when it opens directly to the outside. You wouldn't want to sleep eight feet from the front door at home, would you?
8. If you're going to be staying for several days, book a hotel with a pool or exercise room -- and use them. Exercising will exorcise the traveler's stiffness from your body and burn off some of the calories from that breakfast buffet, business lunch, or wedding cake.
9. Split your breakfast and lunch scheles in two. Use half for eating and the other half for walking outside. Just like you should be doing at work.
Stay Safe
10. Check the bed for bedbugs before you unpack. Have you ever woken up in a hotel room, felt itchy, and assumed you'd been bitten by mosquitoes in your sleep? It might have been bedbugs. Growing pesticide resistance has resulted in outbreaks of bedbugs in even some of the best hotels. These brown bugs, which are the size of an apple seed, can leave itchy welts on the skin. One veteran traveler suggests pulling back the comforter quickly and watching closely to see if any bugs scamper. Also look for bloodstains on pillows or mattress liners and carefully check the seams of mattresses. If you see anything suspicious, ask for another room -- then repeat the process. Even if you don't find any bugs, move the bed away from the wall, tuck in the sheets, and keep the blanket from touching the floor. Just in case!
11. Check your luggage for bedbugs when you get home -- and do it in the laundry room. If you find any, mp the clothes right into the washing machine, then dry them on high heat for at least 15 minutes. Anything that isn't washable should be put into the freezer for a couple of days.
12. Light a scented candle in your room. The scent will help to hide the antiseptic stale smell of the hotel room as well as provide some stress-relieving aromatherapy. (But use common sense: Never leave a burning candle unattended, or light one if you think there's a chance you might fall asleep.)
13. Moisten the dry air with the help of a teakettle. If your room has a kitchen area, fill the teakettle with plenty of water, heat it until it steams, and let the steam escape into the room until the water's almost gone. Your sinuses will thank you.
14. Pack a photograph of someone you love (even your dog). When you come back to your room after a stressful day, begin to feel lonely, or get that "What city am I in?" confusion that often comes with long trips, you can anchor yourself by looking at the picture and reminding yourself of home.
15. Bring along your own battery-operated travel alarm. You'll fall asleep better and sleep better all night if you don't have to worry that you set the hotel alarm wrong and will miss that important appointment.
16. Pack a pair of rubber thongs, a.k.a. flip-flops. Use them in the bathroom, on the carpet (who can guess the last time the carpet was cleaned?) and in the pool area to prevent any fungal (or worse) infections.
17. Stay out of the hotel's hot tub. Okay, now you think we've gone totally nuts. There's no doubt that hot tubs are luxuriously soothing, and if you're willing to take a slight chance, go ahead and plunge in. Just be aware that hot tubs can foster bacteria such as the one that causes folliculitis (itchy red bumps). And some people have developed bronchitis and even serious forms of pneumonia from breathing in air contaminated by bacteria growing in the water.
18. Play it safe. One of the easiest ways to stay healthy is to make sure that you're not physically attacked in a strange place. And hotels are strange places. Here are some important tips on how to protect yourself:
When registering, make sure the front-desk person doesn't say your room number aloud, but instead writes it down and hands it to you. If he does say it aloud, ask for another room and ask that he write down the number.
Ask who is at your door and verify before opening. If you didn't order room service, or don't know why the "employee" is there, call the front desk and verify that they sent someone.
Use the main entrance of the hotel when returning in the evening.
Use all locking devices for your door, and lock all windows and sliding glass doors.
19. Don't leave the Please Make Up Room sign outside your door unless you want to tell the whole world you're not there. Instead, put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door. If you want your room made up while you're out, call housekeeping and let them know.
20. Make sure hotel operators don't give out room numbers. Try it by calling the front desk from your cell phone, giving your name, and asking for your room number.
n you're in need, the quickest way is the best: if you put "drug rehab in Florida" in your search engine, the first page it finds will be the right one. There you'll find all the information you need, including addresses, contact information as well as some number and explanations to how they are going to help drug addicts.
Just be warned that there are two kinds of treatments: "inpatient" and "outpatient". Unlike you probably think, both of them should be attended for a long time (the longer the better), the difference is elsewhere. "Inpatient" one requires patients to move to a rehab center, while "outpatient" allows them "onsite" drug rehab. In Florida there are plenty of treatments of both kinds - as far as I know the first ones are used to cure more serious cases, while the second is usually just prophylactics.
Detox: a necessary step in drug rehab programs.
Whichever kind of treatment you choose, detox will be the first step in your drug rehab. Florida is no exception here: at all treatment centers patients have to go through the detox. There are three stages of it:
() Medical, when your body gets clear of narcotic. The process is supervised by doctors to ensure the safety of your health. When this stage ends, you may be sure that the most painful phase is behind you and you're ready to go to the next stage:
() Physical detox. When you're no longer poisoned, the time comes to build up your ruined body. In this stage of drug rehab the most important person is your nutritionist, who helps you to create the diet that will suit your needs. It ends at the moment when your body is healthy. The only remaining problem is your psyche.
❾ 100字短篇英语童话故事
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
❿ 求一篇 100字 的 英语短文或者小故事
Tomorrow will be Thanksgiving Day. Sally is going to thank her dentist. Her dentist is very kind and helpful. One day, Sally went to the dentist for an aching tooth,unfortunately, she broke Mr Milton's coffee pot by accident. She felt very sorry so that she chose to buy a new coffee pot. The new coffee pot looks very beautiful. Sally put the pot into a small box, wraped the box with a ribbon and attached a thank-you note. Sally wish her dentist may feel very happy to accept her gift.