❶ 求一短篇英語寓言故事，50或100個單詞單詞內，越少越好
半夜，酒勁還未下去的丈夫把妻子推醒：「喂，咱們家鬧鬼了！」
妻子：「你是怎麼知道的？」
「剛才我上廁所，剛打開門，廁所燈就自己亮了，等我上完廁所關上門，廁所燈又自己滅了、、、、、
「你是不是還感到一陣陰風吹來？」妻子關切的問。
「對，是一陣寒風、、、、、、」
「你這個混蛋！」妻子怒吼道「你又朝冰箱里撒尿了！」
·····這可以嗎？
❷ 100分,求翻譯一篇英文短篇小說
Zoot套裝
由羅賓道格拉斯
蘇格蘭是我的一個嗜好。除非你計數的婦女，我不知道。人數增加過快。現在，這個小過剩不是普通蘇格蘭。沒有尊尼獲加， Chevis或捏。不，我談論純鵝毛筆單一麥芽威士忌這里。真正的東西。讓我的膝蓋疲軟只是去想它。
銷售是我的一個人才。如果你是好-好-你可以出售自己上床或麻煩。我很高興。和不久前蘇格蘭和一個女人給了我一個機會證明這一點。
現在我賣女裝時裝，但我已經在許多領域的銷售在我的職業生涯。
讓我介紹一下自己。我硤馬丁，碩士推銷員。
這對姊妹城市地區是一個很好的銷售總部為我國的領土，其中包括南達科他州，明尼蘇達州和威斯康星州的一部分。我曾經想我的領土是相當保守的，但一個月前，我改變了我的想法，認為.-我在蘇福爾斯訪問我經常客戶，確保他們的訂單中，海德堡餐飲娛樂買家和檢查的前景和潛在客戶。加熱器在車里，我流汗。我的球itched 。我有驅動的一部分，達科他州大道我一直在一次又一次，所以當我看到它鋪種扔我。
「梅格的人工時尚」畫簽署宣布。假肢時尚？這是一個新的我吧！我看著在窗口顯示的胸罩和木腿，但它看上去衣服給我。我將在奧茲入snowplowed停車場，面對這樣的商店。我記得'潛艇豪華'以南和' Dragonbone漫畫'以北，但我不能完全記得他們之間已經在梅格的。
該店鋪是一個簡單的事有兩個顯示窗口和門在中東。梅格已顯示出一些舒適的中西部冬天穿什麼模樣了幾個非常昂貴的模特兒。她是資金充足，我決定。這是良好的。她可以使用一些下跌的股票。貝爾tinkled因為我進入的大門，搖搖雪關閉我的足跡。
梅格是一個非常漂亮的redheaded夫人具有廣泛的微笑和綠色的眼睛充滿了智慧。我本來是直接與她。她不是那種我可以鬼混的。我告訴自己，試圖記住不自覺地刮我的球。
「嗨，我硤馬丁。 」我在明亮的聲音。 「攝政營銷的這對姊妹城市。您大概看到我們的一些線納森的。 」
「很高興見到你馬丁先生。我梅格教宗。而且我從來沒有在納森的。 」她的眼睛閃閃發光，她給了我一個苦笑笑。
「我們是全系列的公司，梅格。你介意我給你打電話梅格？ 」
「不是在所有硤，但我不會有興趣的路線無論怎樣延長可能。我是一個專門店。人工時尚只。 」
「我並不是要健全愚蠢，梅格。我的意思是我跟上所有雜志和節目，我從來沒有聽說過假肢時裝。你有什麼來到這里？你介意顯示我嗎？ 」我想多了解我可以了解潛在客戶面前，我就能夠真正滿足他們的需要。
「我很自豪，馬丁先生...硤。 」梅格通過機架使我非常正常尋找春天和夏天衣服，褲子，上衣和裙子的廣告海報裝在一個鋁框後面的小商店。 「閱讀第一。您完成後，我就回答您的任何問題了。 」
海報大膽地指出， 「人工時尚的一種新游」這又解釋說，通過建立校正簡單缺陷穿著者的身體一公積金可以期待比任何正常方式。這一突破是在利用遙感裝置在服裝這一改革的衣服，裙子的短褲，以糾正缺陷配戴數字。更正期待，並認為完全自然的，既要佩戴的任何人都看她。
「不可能的。 」余脫口而出閱讀，然後環顧四周，看看梅格snickering我後面。 「這是一個笑話？ 」我問。
「不是開玩笑，這是現代技術在它最優秀的，它的出現將讓你的權利等公司的業務！ 」梅格說斷然。 「正如我盡快籌資的國家分配的產品... 」她的眼睛下降和火花讓他們進行了短暫的時刻。
「沒有任何方法可以保證，更對您的產品，我你不介意我認為，梅格。聯邦貿易委員會將所有你的一刻，他們看到自己的文學作品或廣告。請不要以為我大膽，但我想給你一些建議。您的文學和廣告索賠必須誠實和直接的，我親愛的。 「
「他們是誠實的，直截了當，硤。我國服裝做宣傳的完全一樣。
我已經超過50家客戶在蘇福爾斯地區來證明這一點。 「
「蘇福爾斯不是巴黎， '親愛的' ，我想您會有些失望時，更先進的客戶在大城市順一些人工填充您已經熟了。 」
「目前還沒有填充在我的服裝，硤。為什麼，如果你把一些小藍掛在那裡結束的機架中，您會以及比例為選美參賽者。我的大多數客戶喜歡的產品這效仿的數字選美大賽獲獎者或頂端模式。不過，我確實有少數著裝的男人和願望充分bustlines和小的腰部。這一切可能的，即使你！ 「
「紅牛！對不起，法國，太太。聽著，這幾乎午餐時間。為什麼我帶你出去好飯菜居約瑟芬？我們可以談論增加了一些非常時髦的東西，以您的商店。 」我決定這個夫人在她需要幫助存儲在最壞的方式。我大概可以幫助她提高銷售，提高她的愛情生活作為獎勵！正如我所說的，是一個碩士推銷員有回報。
「主席先生，最時髦的東西可以擁有一個女人是一個美麗的數字，只有我的產品可以給他們。 」
一個好的推銷員總是答案異議有效的去證明其性能。現在是我要證明這個可愛的老太太，她是錯誤的。
我想這將打開她的心我的路線。
「行，行，你說，這衣服在那邊， 」我指著上面的藍色無袖膝關節列印她用在她例如， 「給我一個美麗的數字。證明這一點。論證。讓我在這個穿著。如果給我一個數字一樣，喜歡...其中一個廣告模特的窗口中有，我給你50元錢。如果沒有，我帶你到午餐和我們談論的一個附加行的店鋪。 「
梅格把她微妙的手放在下巴。 「哼，我想我們能夠做到這一點。只有我真的不希望自己的50元。如何幫我測試了新的實驗模型，如果你輸。 」
我不會做任何想法與這個漂亮女人，午餐只是一個機會去了解她的更好。即使我失去的可能性似乎偏遠，我將獲得很少的時間來制定一個與梅格。
「你得有。 」我回答迅速。 「現在，讓我們這的問題之一。 」我抓住了著裝和領導的唯一更衣室後面的商店。
「小心，硤，織物是非常微妙的。您應該脫掉所有的衣服進入衣服。一些材料不符合班輪我用。 」
符合班輪？我從來沒有聽說過前。我帶了我所有的衣服，並期待在我滿意地廣泛胸部在更衣室鏡子。 35 ，我仍然相對減少，小隆起在我腰部幾乎沒有表明如果我穿著仔細。我的身體仍然處於很好的狀態從壁球和慢跑。我舉行了著裝和被逗得哈哈大笑。沒有辦法有人甚至以適應。我覺得和小韋特里奇的內疚和憐憫的梅格。她似乎就像一個甜蜜的人，我討厭傷害她，但我幫助她，是不是？我是幫助她看到的真實情況。也許她的假肢的想法將一些工作，但超重女子不能取得更薄，和腰部cinching服裝看起來可能會好一段時間，但婦女最終將厭倦的不適並返回其經常衣服。余敞著後面的衣服，並把它雙腿的方式我想看到的模式做。我把腰部的彈性，我的腰間。舒適的衣服，我就不得不承認這一點。沒有嚴格的腰部cinching回事。內壁光滑如絲般感覺對我的皮膚。我把頂部和下跌的武器通過armholes ，小心不要被撕裂的材料。頂端似乎沒有伸展或撕裂，但覺得涼爽，舒適的對我國毛狀胸部。
「這有多大？ 」我打電話給梅格與歡樂，我的聲音說， 「它符合相當好。 」
「這真的沒有問題，假肢時裝，硤，但我認為它是一種10 。 」
10 ？我想蕭條的接縫出一個女人的10 。我看著鏡中的更衣室。整齊的著裝洪從我的身體。我國毛膝蓋以下的hemline ，但bellshaped藍色裙子進展順利線路女性臀部的一小，不可能小，腰以下我ribcage 。我的胸部看起來也縮小，而不是肌肉每桶我是習以為常。中的按鈕回到並不固定，但我可以看到像是兩個漂亮的乳房下，夏季棉花。伸出頂部的無袖服裝上方的兩個obscenely大，毛狀武器和一本厚厚的脖子。
梅格必須聽我喘息，因為她開門的更衣室進來在近距離她的香水是非常明顯的。她非常接近，一個可愛的表達喜悅的臉上。 「為什麼你積極地看待...
積極獨一無二的。 「在她的可愛的小giggled的笑聲。我的公雞開始響應她如此接近，她此舉在我身後，輕輕開始buttoning我。我看不起的小公雞帳篷我很難將我的衣服戴著，但只不過是順利藍色的材料。上方的加強，現在已完全鈕扣，在緊張以及形成乳房。我可以出乳頭通過材料。
「如何在地獄，你這樣做嗎？ 」我問談到梅格。她打開她的嘴來回答和貝爾響。
「哎呀，一個客戶。 」她說，用完更衣室幫助一個滿頭白發的女人。
我站在那兒等候在小房間，我聽到她的攤位梅格一個老年人夫人略有斯堪的納維亞口音喜歡你聽到了很多在這些地區。我覺得愚蠢的服裝，看起來就像新穎手法照片超過一個人，但我忘記了，並聽取了關於梅格的介紹。梅格的夫人感興趣，這是她的生日，和許多朋友將訪問。梅格已得到她承認，她想看上去有點微調和年輕的一方。我不得不佩服她的技術。她是不是太糟糕的銷售。不是碩士推銷員，而不是壞的。 Absentmindedly我的衣服撫摸我聽著，撫摸高，直到... 。 Youch ！我看到乳頭我剛剛下跌我的Palm在加強對材料的衣服。俺感動了。它認為公司和肉質。我覺得我的手指通過著裝。這是因為如果我的胸部，乳房是真實的。余驚慌失措。我的手去的衣服，畢竟我已經獲得了boner ，並沒有看到它，也許這是改變。余舒了一口氣找到「軍士長」
仍然活著，且健康狀況良好，但整個事情過於擔憂。如果想我lunged出了門來對付梅格...
並發現自己處於一個穿著店，身穿禮服，與女性的乳房和臀部尋找關於我的身體，與梅格和兩名老年女子直視我。
「嗯，嗯，嗯，一個驚人的效果，梅格。 」余結巴。
「噢，硤，謝謝。 」梅格微笑。上帝，她美麗的笑容。 「我們需要的更衣室。您是尊敬的和放棄了幾分鍾？ 」
余破滅最近的服裝貨架，戳我的腦袋上方的頂部和說， 「確定」 ，然後提升自己的聲音稍微使我的觀點「 ，但使快。 」
梅格了便服到誰像夫人夫人奧爾森從麥斯威爾咖啡廣告。 （這是最富有的一種... ）那個夫人肯定賣了很多咖啡，但我並不打算賣掉許多衣服躲在這個掛機架身穿1 。
消失的女人我唯一的避難所，試圖對服裝的其他夫人，一個滿頭白發夫人約60講。
「年輕人， 」她問甜蜜， 「你穿衣服的時間，或者只是為了樂趣？ 」
我的雙頰了紅色，我想拿出一個瞬間的答案。 「嗯，我女士
教宗的正式測試。我可以肯定的服裝滿足我們嚴格的質量標准。如果他們的工作對我來說，他們會幫助別人，對不對？ 「
「我說： 」夫人嘆道， 「他們當然工作。但我認為你應該刮臉您的腿如果您想留下好印象在商店這樣。 」
「感謝您的建議，太太。 」我回答認真。我看著梅格打破沉默，在她身後的笑聲。
不久「夫人奧爾森」走出更衣室。米色褲子的奶油套件梅格，她選擇了一套她的內飾完美的數字。修剪的數字？當她走進更衣室，她說，已經有威嚴的小butterball ！我幾乎忘記了自己目前的一些生活中的一個目標，我看著梅格的轉化客戶。最後，我恢復鎮定我說： 「媽媽，這看起來好你，你應該穿的家園。 」她似乎點頭同意我幾乎跳進更衣室，並交給了女子的衣服，以等待梅格和關閉了大門。
我終於得到了衣服了，看著她的梅格完成一天我心中充滿了影響，我所看到的。我看到一個年輕的姑娘在她的20來尋找嚴重超重，去找裝飾和裝修，並增設了一個人工時裝褲，襯衫，鞋和襪子。一個真正的「橄欖奧維爾」型排在瘦的鐵路和出去的性感作為一個日歷女孩。我一直安靜和搖了搖頭與敬畏和驚訝。
最後落去前門，推倒陰影，並說： 「現在，你欠我先生！跟我來。並把您的樣本。 」
我們將梅格的打車到北部的部分城鎮，我國服裝袋背部。我們清盤到丘陵和結束舊房屋約1890年的維多利亞式的古董，它看起來像是沒有畫，因為它是基礎。它只是沒有像梅格，但後來也沒有說，旅行車。當我們走到老家梅格變成了邪惡的笑容她的臉。
「你看，我的技術，使用的方式僅僅是冰山的一角。有如此多的更是可以做到的。旅遊新天地，垃圾處理... 」梅格打開了華麗的前門關鍵和鞠躬，揮手把我前面的客廳。
我預計維多利亞傢具，厚厚的東方地毯和沉重的天鵝絨窗簾。我預計，至少傢具。我所看到的是一個人窩沉迷於一個目標，這一目標不是一個整潔干凈的房子。客廳的正面是一個混亂的箱子和設備。計算機四分五裂電源被倒在地上，一堆箱子從面料的公司奠定在他們旁邊。一些非常高科技測試的東西是不小心散落在角落裡。
「這種方式。 」梅格呼吸興奮。我的公雞加筋的聲音在她的聲音。
可她的實驗涉及的不僅僅是時裝？我們傷了樓梯到發霉的地下室。一些巨大的機器相連厚為主線的接線的單塊房間。一個小爐角落是相形見絀這些科幻monstrosities 。 「你覺得呢？ 」
問漂亮， redheaded梅格。
「這些做什麼？ 」我問。
「嗯，他們非常抓鬥位空間從其他方面，提請單銀網格使用的服裝，捕獲分子模式和一個廚師電視晚餐時，我需要吃。 」
「這是什麼東西？ 」我問，指出了4英寸直徑的電線束，導致了一個洞在地下室牆。梅格沒有回答，挖通過了一堆織物攜帶型勝家縫紉機，找。
「在這兒。 」她啁啾快活，無視我的問題。她舉行了一套長期約翰作出罰款銀絲網。網格是微妙的，就像一個女人的絲襪和其他明顯的特徵不僅是一個標簽縫在衣領的服裝。阿胡德是車縫頸部，使事情一套裝我猜。梅格看著我，扳起她的頭和躍升到空氣中興奮地踩踏她的腳下輕輕地下室。 「哦不只是站在那裡傻。脫下你的衣服。 」
「在您的面前？ 」我問，想知道這將導致。
「別擔心，我的專業。只要脫下你的衣服，並把這個問題。 」
本人不情願地脫我的衣服，領帶和鞋子，停下來尋找一個干凈的地方來存放他們失望。 「退出拖延，並讓他們都趕走。 」梅格呼吸。不久，她的呼吸現在，明顯地興奮。
我將關閉我的襪子，跳頻周圍的一隻腳。沒有發生在擁擠的地下室實驗室坐下來，我可以看到。然後，襯衫和褲子來了，留下我的短褲。我看著梅格再次關注的一種反應。有汗水在她的額頭。她的眼睛看上去略微釉面。我真的把她的！我讓義和團秋天和Meg立即遞給我奇怪的服裝。背面的淡淡的材料下跌開放，我介入了，仔細檢查了在梅格。她正在她的鞋！鼓勵我把這些材料超過每腿，然後把我的胳膊把袖子，結束的手套。引擎蓋過來我的頭向後，封閉回的遮光罩我的臉。 「這是正確的？ 」我問。
通過透明材料的遮光罩我看到梅格已脫離她的裙子，我盯著最長，苗條，美麗的腿在全人類。
她抬起頭來。 「這是正確的。現在讓我扣在回到你。 」
梅格過來，上衣挑釁擺在她的腰部，發揮捉迷藏與她的內褲。她做的服裝背後我的脖子，我聽到了聲響，吸吮聲和服裝已經走了。我是完全赤裸裸的了。我搖了搖頭以清除它，並期待都在房間里。一些有微妙變化。我現在少於梅格。她和我看著幾乎相同的看法，但我現在是一個誰抬起頭來。這是奇怪的。我看到了在我和幾乎停電。我是女性。雙丘增長了我的胸口，順利和全面tipped布朗乳頭與微妙。我瘦。我的手指都瘦，我的腰是瘦，我的腿很瘦。我國優良的大腿縮小到微妙的膝蓋，然後增厚以往任何時候都這樣稍微精簡牛犢。小腳與脆弱尋找腳趾似乎是適當的，例如腿，但完全陌生。
「我不喜歡這樣，梅格」我到周圍的回到我的脖子在那兒她有固定的扣子。所有我覺得是順利的肉體。我堅決退出小乳房向上的運動，一個奇怪的女人的感覺。 「你怎麼得到這件事了嗎？ 」我的聲音的聲音，一個年輕的姑娘。
「皮下模型的實驗。 」梅格說此事給實事求是。 「控制晶元的標簽。跟隨我，我會解釋一切。 」梅格開始了樓梯就她胸罩和內褲。我看著她對tush 1943粉紅絲綢，其次，希望解釋包括取消這個女性的身體。當我走到樓梯我覺得一個新的銜接在我的臀部，投擲他們一方一方。我試圖想像，可能看起來像從後面，然後望著梅格，只要達到目標。這就是我像所有權利。性感的地獄！當我們去了第二次飛行的台階上到二樓的房子我有一個突然的實現。今天第一次，我的睾丸不癢！我沒有睾丸。
梅格一眼，看看後面，我下面說， 「曾幾何時，硤，有科學家認為是工作的絕對階段的問題。這位科學家發現，沒有任何絕對階段的所有問題，這件事，我們認為是所有階段的亞原子水平上，但如果它的階段改變它似乎被摧毀。然後，這個聰明的科學家發現了一種方法創建一個領域的相變。此事一定的位置可以改變在第一階段。結果發現，有問題的共存與我們，只有當不同的階段。換句話說，其他方面。科學家感到興奮的發現，但科學界並不接受這種激進的調查結果。僅僅因為他們無法重復實驗，他們游說切斷資金的項目。 「
「這是你的科學家。 」
「非常精明。 」梅格回答，變成了一道門。 「請坐。 」她提供的。
我看了看周圍。房間是一間卧室，裸除了一張床在中東和電視上的橙色箱子靠在牆上。我不知道如果我是多一女同志，熱性，但它似乎是什麼梅格提供現在和我有能力。我坐在座位的只有在房間里，床和跳回到了痛苦。我曾坐在一個遙控器的電視。俺扔它放到地毯和星期六回落。梅格認為我，看著我從上到下。我報道過我，我...清楚了我的公雞。我不能確定我要思考什麼是現在。
她到她身後，並開始松她的胸罩，她說。 「我真的很低。但是，我一直工作，直到我發現了一種舀從另一個層面的問題，並把它納入此一在適當的階段。它使用大量的能源，但它的工作。有人喜歡釣魚，我看不出什麼，我取，或什麼樣的層面，我取的，但像愛迪生，我不斷嘗試。結果令人失望，我得到一個立方體的岩石，有毒氣體，一些土壤。然後就像我的電條例草案將成為不可能，我把球paydirt 。 「
「你發現了一個動物，一個人？ 」
「不完全。我國相庭不夠大的。它將片對二者的立方體和918位的肌肉或骨骼。 」梅格下降胸罩的朦朧的地面阿拉巴斯特金球獎下跌自由。本人吞下非常響亮。
「你發現的關鍵，一些美妙外來的技術。 」
「是的，種，以及肯定的。我想我被咬傷的垃圾袋。 」
「垃圾袋。這是你的重大突破？ 」
梅格調升緊張材料在她的粉紅色內褲。一滴汗水落入我的眼睛。我到了柔軟的手指和抹去我額頭上。
「分庭載有一塊褐色紙袋，部分半pastrami吃三明治和100的最快的超級計算機晶元的存在。 」梅格下降的內褲在地上。她接近床。
「你答應讓我出去呢？ 」我問回蹬在床上，我看著她可愛的形式辦法箱。
「當我完成測試。 」她說。 「你看到的服裝是由相結合的技術我用打破立體屏障，並挖掘出晶元本人。晶元內容和商店一般分子車身結構。
如果網格周圍地區的機構，不符合的參數定義晶元，該晶元動作不夠充實的階段的質量參數。那麼只要重新確定的分子結構它周圍，以滿足規格是編程。 「
「嗯，如果你想要去吃飯？ 」梅格說，改變這一問題。
「晚餐？ 」我問，我的聲音嘶啞的淺呼吸嘆息。 「晚餐？我還以為你要... 」
「做愛？ 」梅格的聲音上了一個愉快的lilt一樣，她笑著和談話在同一時間。 「在適當的時候我親愛的推銷員，但現在我餓了，我們必須讓皮下網路穩定之前，我們嘗試過這樣的！ Soooo ...什麼樣的食物你喜歡？ 」
梅格開始拉動順利尼龍。她越來越臟了。余吞噬，並試圖隱瞞我失望。我的呼吸開始恢復正常時，撞到了我。 「等一等，如果我們出去吃晚飯，我們就必須穿上衣服。 」
「沒錯，硤。 」
「如果我們穿衣服，我要穿上婦女的衣服。 」
「非常精明的我親愛的。你已經銷售多年，現在是時候你的經驗教訓是什麼感覺穿。 」
「我們可以吃嗎？ 」我建議。 「我去看看我能沙沙聲了。 」事實上我記下樓梯，小胸部反彈，並瞥了一眼廚房。我抓住了處理的冰箱，她知道什麼，我就可以鞭打它成一餐，不會強迫我花兩小時在公共看上去像辛迪克勞馥。學士學位，必須是一個非常好的庫克有時-這是其中之一！我打開冰箱門...撞到了我的氣味就像打了一耳光的頭，腐臭魚！主要顏色裝飾內部梅格的冰箱是藍色和綠色。膠粘劑尋找的東西不放的牆壁。什麼是小食品的貨架上是快活地裝飾著五顏六色的模具和孢子。我決定梅格吃了...經常。
俺艱難跋涉回到了樓梯試圖想我要如何擺脫離開房子看起來有些營養不良，性慾過剩的，厚的人體模特。余大步進入卧室，把我的腳了。 「我不會離開。 」我說了與我的實力薄一點的聲音可以鼓起。 「我住在家裡，直到您藉此... ...這件事了我。 」我堅定地乳房quaked我爭取控制。我站在沉默和赤裸裸前面的梅格誰是緊固一條金頸鏈身邊漂亮的脖子。她穿著淡紫色的晚禮服，並期待驚人優雅。
「你最好穿上衣服如果你想完成的實驗。如果您只想留在這里，我出去... 」我的希望開始上升。 「 ...那麼你可以留喜歡你。沒有實驗，沒有回頭路。種我想知道如何長期經驗異性會影響到這個問題。他會是一個慢慢接受她.. 。或... 「
「停止，停止，我會吃，但怎麼走出去吃飯的部分實驗？ 」余反駁。我是非常深刻的，但我仍然有信心我的銷售技巧將讓我出去。正如我開始了精神人格類型分析梅格她回答。
「你得有一點食物在這個新胃你。這是一個關鍵的考驗我想以後。現在藉此長袍，讓這些樣品你帶來。如果有什麼適合你，我想你應該穿什麼你已經出售。把自己的鞋你的最終客戶的變化。 「
我覺得一個完整的傻瓜在「卡特里娜」 。一個小數目彈掠過結束上述順利膝蓋和我緊緊包裹我的精緻的乳房。
20分鍾後我覺得更愚蠢的是我跟著梅格到「 SKOL -縣西洋酒餐廳」的地方是真實的，因為這些地方獲得。在明尼阿波利斯他們充滿都市牛仔和女牛仔學習兩個步驟和尋找行動。 「 SKOL 」充滿了牛仔的西部和中部的南達科他州的尋找行動。而現在，我梅格， sashaying到酒吧的雞尾酒禮服，看上去行動。眼睛下的牛仔帽之後我們在看到我們的表的一個有吸引力的年輕女士在廣場跳舞的裙子和襯衫。
房間包括一個長期酒吧後盾喜歡鏡子，十幾桌大小不同的紅色和白色格仔桌布扔到了他們，一個巨大的舞池，我們坐的邊緣。羅德奧海報，品牌的鐵桿和騎馬齒輪凌亂的牆壁。許多身穿單打以及為集中在前面的一家酒吧，而夫婦和Diners坐在桌子的邊緣舞池。一群正在建立，名稱為「會種馬和Fillies 」畫中的腳本在鼓。
梅格環顧四周，高興， 「我愛這個地方！ 」她喊道。
「我可以讓你女人喝酒？ 」年輕的服務員說是他看著我的胸部。
「 Glendronach蘇格蘭，整潔。請做雙份。 」說梅格。
俺盯著梅格，她縱容我。 「我要，嗯... ...嗯1一杯白葡萄酒。 」現在我是一名蘇格蘭飲酒的性質和一個不錯的單麥芽聽起來像天上的權利，但不知它只是似乎不正確的一個微妙的女孩為了Laphroge -直線上升。
由於服務員返回的飲料，他把前面的蘇格蘭梅格和廉價酒杯裝滿尿液顏色的液體在我的前面。梅格必須指出我討厭看到葡萄酒和推大杯威士忌給我身邊的桌子上。 「你看起來像你需要這個，你比我更糟糕， 」她解釋說。
我接受了禮物謝天謝地，並花了很長時間的SIP的黑煙液體。它燒掉我的喉嚨就一路下滑，但是嘗到像豚草。熱烈輝光蔓延通過我的身體。它沒有發生，我認為這whispy一○五英鎊機構可能無法處理很多酒。我把另一個大痛飲和咳嗽微妙的巨額注資蘇格蘭通過我的喉嚨。 「嗯， 」我說我的鬥智斗勇收集。我的鬥智斗勇似乎並沒有太容易收集後，蘇格蘭打我餓著肚子，但我把它的時間。梅格似乎前傾，等待。 「嗯， 」我重復，拖延時間， 「嗯，有什麼好的呢？ 」
「牛仔很好，硤。 」
「這不是我的意思，梅格。 」我回答，在樂隊擊中了「 Ropin '風。 」一名男歌手備份的所有女孩帶。
梅格giggled像女孩了該鎮她的女朋友， 「我知道，愚蠢的。但看看他們，不是太可愛？ ，而且他們似乎認為，同樣的你。 」
我忘記的菜單了一會兒和slunk跌低，我的座位，我可以看的眼睛盯著出黑煙黑暗的酒吧。正如我下滑我的座位在我的短禮服加自己，我的腿，直到我意識到，我在恐怖威廉萊西斯內褲，從以往任何時候都受歡迎的「埃及艷後集」 ，分別顯示。一對夫婦untrimmed布朗恥骨毛peeked enticingly從下花邊。俺盯著什麼必須已經太長。然後我挺舉備份和差一點我搶白我的權利，並解除了沉重的蘇格蘭杯我與我的嘴唇離開。 「耶穌」 。我叫道， 「這是不容易的。 」
服務員打斷， 「另一名蘇格蘭，夫人？ 」
俺盯著下跌在杯子。它是空的。 「 Shhhhure 。 」余脫口而出。
梅格被服務員的眼睛。 「 ，使我們一對夫婦菜單的。 」
「菜單的。 」本人反復。 「是啊！ 」
「舞蹈蜂蜜？ 」軟男性聲音在我的右耳朵低聲說。我只是約跳出我的座位，受驚的兔子。
「那就試試看吧。我會為了你。你想要什麼。 」梅格說，在回答年輕男子在白宮斯特森，格子襯衫和西部削減bluejeans我的右肩。
我望著他，並期待回到梅格的懇求，讓我擺脫這種' ，臉。她只是微笑著shooed我從她的手中。 「走出去樂趣！你要什麼吃如果侍者收到你回來？ 」
「為了我Jusssh牛排，罕見的。 」我回答沒有思想。
余錯開，以我的雙腳。相結合，低義大利高跟鞋（ 「吉諾瓦倫西亞-星光」 ） ，蘇格蘭，和蠟舞池是太多了。我覺得我的腳飛出從我長期輕盈雙腿所有Akimbo公司。在我的發言可能達到強手中席捲裸露腋窩下我和我解除備份到我的腳。我轉過身盯著到藍眼睛，進行為期兩天的老鬍子。 「釷次... ...
❸ 誰有10篇英語100字短文，六年級的。
My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What』s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you』re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I』m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭 我愛我的家庭,因為我有一個快樂的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英語教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什麼呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說對了!我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的幹活.我愛我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯,我們都在家看電視和聽音樂. 我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心!
My Room
This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.
我的房間
這是我的房間。 在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經常在那做我的家庭作業。 您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在牆壁在書桌有貓的圖片。 有一個時鍾在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那裡，並且我能看外面的樹和路
Skating
Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!
滑冰
媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。 從那時起，我愛好滑冰。 它不僅使我越來越加強，而且幫助我知道生活許多真諦。 我知道摔倒是正常的，並且，如果只有你能摔倒後再站起來，就是非常好!
The Sea
What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don』t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It』s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.
海
你對海知道些什麼？ 某些人知道關於它，但其他不。 海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。 我們能看海灘、樹和海。 我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。
Computers
Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don』t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.
Computers help us live a more convenient life.
計算機
計算機改變我們的生活。 您能做很多事用計算機。 例如，您能使用計算機寫文章，手錶錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。 但對計算機的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開家去從圖書館借用書或在超級市場做購物。
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Smiling
I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren』t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, 「But I don』t feel happy.」 Then I would say, 「Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.」
Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness.
微笑
我認為微笑是一樣重要的象陽光。 微笑是象陽光，因為它可能使人愉快和有一個早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然後將感覺愉快。 某人也許說， 「但是我不感到愉快」。 然後我會說， 「請微笑，您，當您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。 您真正地再將是愉快的」。
微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。如此我說，微笑是象花。 它將給您幸福。
Sunday
It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done ring the day.
星期天
它是星期天，並且我沒有必須去學校。 我前一天完成了我的家庭作業。 如此我決定幫助做家事。 在我起來了之後，我洗了一些衣裳。 然後我帶著籃子去購物。 我在市場上買了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。 在我回來了之後，我開始為全家烹調晚餐。 在晚上，我在我的筆記本寫下什麼我白天做了什麼。
春天：Spring
Spring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.
春天是個讓人欣喜的季節.氣溫適中,掛滿綠葉的樹和盛開的花朵給城市增添了明亮的色彩.在這個時節里,我們可以穿上輕便靚麗的衣服經常出門去了.小孩子們則喜歡在廣闊的天空中放風箏.在城裡呆了一個冬天之後,我也喜歡回到村子裡度假.
夏天：
Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there ring the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.
夏天是戶外運動最好的季節.這是一個橄欖球的季節,橄欖球由於廣受歡迎被稱為全民運動.我常常看電視,看報紙,從報道中獲得小聯盟橄欖球賽的比賽結果.夏日裡,我喜歡經常去海灘,因為那裡離我家不遠.在城裡的學校呆了幾個月後,暑假我常常去那裡放鬆一下.此處有我很熟悉的村民們的寧靜生活,這讓我倍感舒適.
秋天：Autumn
For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers; sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year.
我覺得秋天是在9月份新學期開始的時候來臨.我常常要去買一些東西.宜人的天氣讓我感覺在離家不遠的小公園的樹下學習是件非常愜意的事.我喜歡抬起頭看蓍枝頭上的樹葉由綠變紅,變黃,然後再變褐.公園里還有許多鮮艷的秋花.有時我會見到小松鼠從樹上跳到地上覓食.在周末,我有時會去放風箏.在街頭的拐角處,常常會有街頭小販在賣烤紅薯.秋天是一年中的好時節.
冬天：Winter
Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer ring these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.
中國大部分地區的冬天是即冷又有風的。我總是盼望著春節或寒假，到時候我就可以去南方了，當地的氣候在這時會暖和的多。我也盼望著去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每個人都懷著喜慶的心情。在城裡，冬天的時候我經常待在家裡盡情地看書，因為外面的天氣非常的冷。
❹ 求短篇的英文鬼故事100字左右
一百字太少了，先奉上一篇，在傳個文本
Redclothes
'sdormitory,'sclothestoselldoor-to-doorlateatnight,.Everyday,allnight,aknock-room,;'redclothesdonotwantto/',arenotbigcried,afewdaysthisnight.Onenight,Thatwomancameagain.Thunk!Thunk!;"whatthereddress?Iwantthewhole.Howmuchdoesitcost?"
Womansmiled,,andthatnightweallsleptwell,noonehascomeknockingatthedoor.Thenextday,thedormitorieswereallup,onlythatthewomen',herstudentsopenedherquilt,sheisallred,.Huangwhohavebloodflow,.
紅衣服
那是一個外語學校的女生宿舍,有一些時間夜裡經常有一個穿紅衣服的女子深夜上門推銷,也不知道她是怎麼逃過樓下檢查的.天天夜裡都來,一間間房間的敲,如果有人開門就問;』要不要紅衣服/』由於女生被吵後非常生氣,都大叫著不要,一連幾個晚上都這樣.有一個晚上,那個女子又來了.咚!咚!這時門開了,從裡面沖出一個女生對她大吼;"什麼紅色的衣服?我全要了.多少錢?"
那女子笑了笑,轉身走了,也沒給她紅色的衣服,那晚上大家都睡得很好,沒有人再來敲門了.第二天,宿舍里的人全都起來了,只有那個沖紅衣女子大吼的女生還沒有起床,她的同學把她的被子掀開,她,她渾身都是紅色的,她上身的皮已經被剝開了.血流得潢身,看起來就像是穿了一件紅衣服.
❺ 100詞左右的英文短篇恐怖鬼故事
Ivan was a timid little man---so timid that the villages called him 「Pigeon」 or mocked him with the title 「Ivan the Terrible.」
伊萬是一個膽小如鼠的小個子男人,他的膽子太小了，所以村子裡人都叫他「膽小鬼」，或者嘲諷的成他為「怕死鬼伊萬」。
Every night Ivan stopped in at the tavern which was one the edge of the village graveyard. Ivan never crossed the graveyard to get to his lonely shack on the other side. That path would save many minutes, but he had never taken it---not even in the full light of noon.
每天晚上，伊萬都要到村字墓地邊上的那個小酒店去，但每次從酒店回到他在墓地另一邊那做孤伶伶的小木屋時，他都不會從墓地當中穿過來。雖然走那條路可以節省好多時間，他卻從來沒走過。即使在陽光最明亮的大白天，他也沒有走過。
Late one winter's night, when bitter wind and snow beat against the tavern, customers took up the familiar mockery. Ivan's mother was scared by a canary when she carried him in her womb. 「Ivan the Terrible---Ivan the Timid One.」
一個冬天的深夜，寒風呼嘯，風夾著雪花不停的拍打著小酒館。酒館里的客人們又聊起了那個老話題，對伊萬進行嘲弄：伊萬他媽媽在懷它的時候給一隻金絲雀給嚇著了，「怕死鬼伊萬;膽小鬼伊萬。」
Ivan's weak protest only encouraged them, and they jeered cruelly when the Cossack captain flung his horrid challenge at their victim.
伊萬軟弱無力的抗議只能是他們更來勁兒，更加肆無忌憚的嘲弄他。這時，酒館的那個哥薩克老闆又極不友好的向伊萬，這個他們捉弄的對象，發出了挑釁。
「You are a pigeon, Ivan. You'll walk around the graveyard in this cold---but you dare not cross it.」 Ivan murmured, 「The graveyard is nothing to cross, Captain. It is nothing but earth, like all the other earth.」
「你是一個膽小鬼，伊萬。在這樣一個大冷天，你也只敢繞遠路，繞著墓地走回家;就是不敢穿過去。」伊萬喃喃的說：「穿過墓地也沒什麼意思，老闆。那裡只有泥土，和其他地方的泥土沒什麼兩樣。」
The captain cried, 「A challenge, then! Cross the graveyard tonight, Ivan, and I'll give you five rubles---five gold rubles!」
老闆大聲吼道：「好吧！來一次挑戰怎麼樣？伊萬，今天晚上你穿過墓地走回去，我就給你5個金盧布; 5個金盧布！」
Perhaps it was the vodka. Perhaps it was the temptation of the five gold rubles. No one knew why. Ivan, moistening his lips, said suddenly: 「Yes, Captain, I'll cross the graveyard.」 The tavern echoed with their disbelief. The captain winked to the men and unbuckled his sword.
也許是伏特加的作用，也許是5個金盧布的誘惑，誰知道呢。伊萬舔舔嘴唇，突然說道：「行，老闆，等一會兒我就從墓地穿過去。」小酒館里的人都嚷嚷說不信。老闆朝大夥使了個眼色，然後解下了他的佩劍。
「Here, Ivan. When you get to the center of the graveyard, in front of the biggest tomb, stick the sword into the ground. In the morning we shall go there. If the sword is in the ground---five rubles to you!」 Ivan took the sword. The men drank a toast: 「To Ivan the Terrible!」 They roared laughing.
「給你，伊萬！等你走到墓地中央時，就將這把劍插在那個最大的墳堆前的地上。明天早上我們會到那裡去，如果看的這把劍插在哪兒;5個盧布就歸你了！」
伊萬接過劍。人們舉起酒杯，「為怕死鬼伊萬乾杯！」他們狂笑著大叫道。
The wind howled around Ivan as he closed the door of the tavern behind him. The cold was knife-sharp. He buttoned his long coat and crossed the dirt road. He could hear the captain's voice, louder than the rest, yelling after him, 「Five rubles, pigeon! If you live!」
伊萬關上門，走出小酒店。身邊狂風怒號，冷的似刀割一般。他扣緊了長大衣，從泥濘的路上穿過去，耳邊彷彿還聽見在眾人的喧嘩聲中老闆那格外刺耳的聲音在他背後厲聲叫著：「5個盧布，膽小鬼，如果你還能活著的話！」
Ivan pushed the graveyard gate open. He walked fast. 「Earth, just earth… just like any other earth.」 But the darkness was a massive dread.
伊萬推開墓地的門。他飛快地走著。「泥土，只不過是泥土罷了……和別處的沒什麼兩樣。」但是，黑暗實在是太可怕人了。
「Five gold rubles…」 The wind was cruel and the sword was like ice in his hands. Ivan shivered under the long, thick coat and broke into a limping run.
「5個金盧布……」風凄厲地刮著，他手中的劍冰冷刺骨。伊萬裹在那件又長又厚的大衣里渾身直發抖，不由得一瘸一拐地跑了起來。
He stopped the large tomb. He must have sobbed---that was the sound that was drowned in the wind. And he kneeled, cold and terrified, and drove the sword through the crust into the hard ground. With all his strength, he pushed it down to the hilt. It was done. The graveyard… the challenge… five gold rubles.
他找到了那個大墳墓。他一定是哭著來的;風聲將他的哭聲湮沒了。他又冷又怕，跪倒在地，把劍向凍得硬梆梆地地上插下去，用盡全力將他一直插到只露出劍柄為止。總算成功了。墓地……挑戰……5個金盧布。
Ivan started to rise from his knees. But he could not move. Something gripped him in an unyielding hold. Ivan tugged and lurched and pulled---gasping in his panic, shaken by a horrible fear. He cried out in terror, then made senseless, gurgling noises.
伊萬抬起腿想站起來，但卻動彈不得，不知有什麼東西把他給牢牢地拽住了。伊萬掙扎著，跌跌撞撞使勁拉扯著;他在驚恐中喘息著，嚇得渾身哆嗦。隨後，伊萬害怕得大叫起來，接著又不由自主地發出一陣「咯咯」的顫抖。
They found Ivan, next morning on the ground in front of the tomb that was in the center of the graveyard. He was frozen to death. The look on his face was not that of a frozen man, but of a man killed by some nameless horror.
第二天早晨，人們在墓地中央那個墳墓地前面發現了伊萬。他是凍死地，但從他臉上的表情來看，不像是一個凍死地人，倒像是一個被無名的恐懼嚇死的人。
And the captain's sword was in the ground where Ivan had pounded it---through the dragging folds of his long coat.
老闆的那柄劍還釘在伊萬將他狠狠地插進去的地方;穿透了他那件長大衣下擺拖著的衣褶。
2。Suddenly, the doorbell rang
I opened the door: there was nothing outside, but total darkness. I must have a drumming in the ears, I told myself and closed the door again. No sooner had I switched off the light than the doorbell rang again, even more loudly. "Damn, who's making fun of me?" I swore, and turned the doorknob. The door sprang open: there was still total darkness outside. I stepped out, getting my eyes accustomed to the pitch-blackness. By and by, I made out a tiny flicker in front.
I stretched out my hands and touched something. Oh, it was an arm of somebody. "Oh, ghost!" I shouted.
"No, I'm not." said a male voice, "I'm an electrician. The fuse of this floor is broken. I'm going to change it. But the battery of my electric torch was bad. I just rang your doorbell to ask for a spare battery. But you just slammed the door shut on me. So I have to ring your doorbell again."
"Oh, that was a misunderstanding," said I, "you see, I'm very near-sighted
3。Herman was spending the night with some friends who lived in the country. He went to bed late and did not sleep well. Off in the distance he thought he heard the sound of a horse drawn carriage. He got up, went to the window, and looked out. There, in the full moon, he saw the carriage he had heard right outside of the house. The carriage looked like it was carrying a coffin. The driver of the carriage looked up at the window where Herman stood. The driver's face was ghostly pale and very thin. "All aboard", the driver said to Herman. Herman stepped back from the window and laid back down on the bed. He eventually fell back into a fitful sleep. The next morning, he told his friends about the carriage and driver and they all decided that he just must have had a very bad dream. Later that day, Herman went back home to his apartment in the city. Just as he started to board the elevator , he looked at the elevator operator. What did Herman see?
❻ 求一篇 100字 的 英語短文或者小故事 ,英語短... ... thank one's dent
Tomorrow will be Thanksgiving Day.Sally is going to thank her dentist.Her dentist is very kind and helpful.One day,Sally went to the dentist for an aching tooth,unfortunately,she broke Mr Milton's coffee pot by accident.She felt very sorry so that she chose to buy a new coffee pot.The new coffee pot looks very beautiful.Sally put the pot into a small box,wraped the box with a ribbon and attached a thank-you note.Sally wish her dentist may feel very happy to accept her gift.
❼ 求短篇英語童話故事，要簡單明了！
The Three Lazy Ones
A king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， 「Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.」 The oldest one said， 「Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.」 The second one said， 「Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back. 「The third one said， 「Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.」 When the father heard this he said， 「You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.」
在一個遙遠的地方，有一個國王，他有三個兒子，對每一個兒子他都非常喜愛，他不知道自己死後應該把王位傳給他們三個中的哪一個。所以，當他快要死的時候，就把他們叫到身邊說：「親愛的孩子們，在我死後，你們三個中誰最懶，誰就繼承我的王位。」老大說：「既然這樣，這王位就是我的，因為我是最懶的兒子，當我躺下睡覺時，有任何東西落到我的眼睛裡，我也懶得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛閉上，我仍然會繼續睡覺。」二兒子說：「爸爸，王位應該傳給我，因為我是最懶的兒子。當我坐在火邊取暖的時候，就是火燃到我的腳趾，我也懶得把腿收回來。」第三個兒子說：「爸爸，這王位是我的，因為我是你最懶的兒子，如果我就要被吊起來，繩子已經套在了脖子上，有人把一把鋒利的小刀塞在我手裡，要我切斷繩子，我寧願被吊起來也懶得抬起手把繩子割斷。」父親聽到這里說道：「你是最合適的人選，你應該繼承王位。」
❽ 20篇英文小故事或小短文(80-100個單詞)!~~急!~~
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1The winter vacation passed quickly. In those days, I have done some things. Playing, doing homework and so on. Sometimes I helped my mother doing some housework. She thanked to me. Though, I was proud of myself. I also went over my English learning. I think I have known more than before. In the new term, I will study hard.
2I like to eat meat that comes from any poultry, chicken, ck, geese as well as dairy meat. beef tastes really good. Not only are they delicious and fattening, they are full of nutrition. Also, meat can come in an almost infinite array of varieties, because they come from a whole range of animals and each can be prepared in many ways. There are many exotic types of meats around the world, hopefully, i will have the chance to sample my favourite food in many different ways.
3Today is natinal day.I went to the park with my family to celebrate this holiday.There are many people in the park.Some of them were taking photos ,and others were going sightseeing.How happily they looked.
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This afternoon I went to the park which was built recently near my home.In the park,I saw many beautiful flowers and trees.The air was quite fresh and brids sang happyly.All the people there were singing,dancing and playing games.What a lovely place!
4Dear Mary,
I have been living in Beijing for some time now and I find it very interesting here.
There are so many similarities between Beijing and London. They are both the capital of the country and are both very important cities. Both places have huge populations. They are both the economical, political and cultural center. They both have many historical and cultrual
I also found many differences in the two cities. In London we drive on the left side of the road, while in Beijing they drive on the right side. Most people in London go to work via public transportation, here in Beijing most people rides bycicles. In London the weather is always cloudy, here in Beijing most the the time it's sunny. And in London most student don't spend their time efficiently, but here in Beijing many people speak English cause they study hard.
Regards,
Peter
5If we are in a fire, first of all, we should keep silent. We can't be so nervous that we will do something terrible. We may take a deep breathe and then find the way to save ourselves carefully. We can't jump out of the windows unless there is not another way to get out because it's too dangerous. We need a piece of wet paper to cover our nose and mouth to help keep off the smoke.
6Time flies when we are having fun is an old expression. We know, as we reminisce of our past, time flies regardless.
As we grow beyond our teenage. We remember the times of fun we had when we were young, when we were in primary school. We had little concern, little responsibilities. We all remember chasing our friends in catch, sneaking around in hide-and-seek and the fun in the playground.
As we grow with time, our lives become filled with stress and worries. It is in these times we remember what we had, what we took for granted. As we do so, we look forward to what we can achieve and what we will see of ourselves years down the tracks.
7If this is last day-long, I think the majority of people can wait for death, but I cannot, I have to convene possess my friend meeting, early in the morning is looks the sunrise, most loves the music ,I can bring above my MP3, together heartily plays with everybody, is happy. Does matter which I wants to do, works as this life is one traveling, finally can listen the song, looks west setting sun under, stays behind extremely beautiful smiling face to world! Inside the Russian Embassy in London a KGB colonel puffed a cigarette as he read the handwritten note for the third time. There was no need for the writer to express regret, he though. Correcting this problem would be easy. He would do that in a moment. The thought of it caused a grim smile to appear and joy to his heart. But he pushed away those thoughts and turned his attention to a framed photograph on his desk. His wife was beautiful, he told himself as he remembered the day they were married. That was forty-three years ago, and it had been the proudest and happiest day of his life.
在倫敦的俄國使館，一位克格勃上校一邊吞雲吐霧，一邊讀著一張手寫的字條，這已是他第三次在讀這張字條了。便條的作者不必表示遺憾了，上校這樣想著。糾正這個錯誤其實很容易。他只要一會兒工夫便會做到。想到這里，他的臉上不禁浮現出一種可怕的笑容，他內心深處既傷感而又快活。上校從沉思中游離出來，將注意力集中到桌子上的一個像框上，他的妻子是位美麗的女人，當想起他們成婚的那一天時他不禁自語道。那已是43年前的事情了，可卻是他一生中最自豪最幸福的日子。
What had happened to all that time? Why had it passed so quickly, and why hadn't he spent more of it with her? Why hadn't he held her close and told her more often that he loved her? He cursed himself as a tear came from the corner of his eye, ran down his cheek, then dropped onto the note. He stiffened and wiped his face with the back of his hand. There was no need for remorse or regret, he told himself. In a few moments he would join her and at that time would express his undying love and devotion.
那些時候都發生了什麼？為什麼時光流逝得如此之快？為什麼他沒能將更多的時光用來陪伴她？為什麼他沒能將她摟緊，更多次地告訴她他愛她？他於是開始詛咒起自己，淚水也忍不住奪眶而出，流過面頰，最後滴落在字條上。這時，他板起了面孔，用手背揩去了眼淚。已經沒有必要來自責與悔恨了，他對自己說道。很快他不就會與她團聚了嗎？到那時，他將再向她表達他永恆的愛與忠心。
After setting the note ablaze he dropped it into an ashtray and watched it burn. For a time the names cast moving shadows on the walls of the darkened room, then they nickered and died out. The colonel dropped the cigarette to the floor and ground it out with his heel, then clutched the photograph to his breast, removed a pistol from his pocket, placed the barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. In the ashtray a small portion of the note remained. Where it had been wetted by his tear it had failed to bum, and on that scrap of paper were the words "died yesterday."
他點燃了字條，將它扔進了煙灰缸中，看著它慢慢地燃燒起來。在火苗的映襯下，這間漆黑的屋子裡的四壁一時變得影影綽綽。不一會兒，火苗成了星星點點，漸漸地熄滅了。上校把香煙扔在了地板上，用後腳跟碾滅，隨後抓起照片放在自己的胸前。他從衣兜中掏出了一把手槍，將槍筒放進自己的嘴中，接著扣動扳機。在煙灰缸中還殘留著一小片字條，由於被上校的淚水浸濕而未能燃盡。在這塊殘片上有這樣幾個字「昨天去世」。
Let's say you're lucky enough to get to take two weeks of vacation away from home each year. Maybe your job sends you to a training session or trade conference for a few days. Then there's your niece's wedding, Thanksgiving with the family, a weekend getaway or two with your spouse to the hills -- or Las Vegas. For many alts, a typical year may have us sleeping in a hotel room 10-20 nights per year. That's nothing to sneeze at.
Or more accurately, that's a lot to sneeze at. Not all hotels can offer plush bathrobes, superb security, and immaculate cleanliness. The reality is that even five-star hotels have been found to harbor plenty of hidden mildew and germs.
However, there are ways to make your home away from home not only more pleasant, but healthier and safer too.
1. Pack your own sheets. If you have any concerns about your hotel's cleaning practices, pack a queen-size sheet to throw over the bedspread so you're not exposed to st mites, germs, or allergens lurking in the cover.
2. Pack a long-sleeved sleep shirt and long sleep pants. Again, if you are concerned about the hygiene of the bedding, rece contact by wearing body-covering pajamas and light socks to bed.
3. Use your bed for sleeping only. Don't do work on it, eat on it, and don't watch movies or TV on it. Not only is that more hygienic, but you'll likely find it easier to fall asleep that way.
4. Ask for an allergy-free room. Some hotels are now offering rooms that are built and furnished to minimize the amounts of st mites and other allergens. Even if you don't have allergies, this might be a good choice for people prone to colds and flus. Other hotels provide allergy packs, including face masks, special pillows, and mattress covers. But you have to ask for them.
5. Choose modern over old. Yes, Victorian bed-and-breakfasts are far superior in terms of charm and personal touches. But they also lead in the amount of allergens and st you are likely to encounter in the rooms and public sitting areas. So if health is a real concern while traveling, go for good-quality modern hotels.
6. Ask for a room on the third floor or higher. Most thefts occur on the first two floors. Stay below the seventh floor, however; few fire engine ladders can reach above it.
7. Choose a hotel over a motel. This is mostly for safety reasons: Burglaries are easier when your room's door is quickly accessible from the parking lot. You also get more dirt and allergens coming through the doorway when it opens directly to the outside. You wouldn't want to sleep eight feet from the front door at home, would you?
8. If you're going to be staying for several days, book a hotel with a pool or exercise room -- and use them. Exercising will exorcise the traveler's stiffness from your body and burn off some of the calories from that breakfast buffet, business lunch, or wedding cake.
9. Split your breakfast and lunch scheles in two. Use half for eating and the other half for walking outside. Just like you should be doing at work.
Stay Safe
10. Check the bed for bedbugs before you unpack. Have you ever woken up in a hotel room, felt itchy, and assumed you'd been bitten by mosquitoes in your sleep? It might have been bedbugs. Growing pesticide resistance has resulted in outbreaks of bedbugs in even some of the best hotels. These brown bugs, which are the size of an apple seed, can leave itchy welts on the skin. One veteran traveler suggests pulling back the comforter quickly and watching closely to see if any bugs scamper. Also look for bloodstains on pillows or mattress liners and carefully check the seams of mattresses. If you see anything suspicious, ask for another room -- then repeat the process. Even if you don't find any bugs, move the bed away from the wall, tuck in the sheets, and keep the blanket from touching the floor. Just in case!
11. Check your luggage for bedbugs when you get home -- and do it in the laundry room. If you find any, mp the clothes right into the washing machine, then dry them on high heat for at least 15 minutes. Anything that isn't washable should be put into the freezer for a couple of days.
12. Light a scented candle in your room. The scent will help to hide the antiseptic stale smell of the hotel room as well as provide some stress-relieving aromatherapy. (But use common sense: Never leave a burning candle unattended, or light one if you think there's a chance you might fall asleep.)
13. Moisten the dry air with the help of a teakettle. If your room has a kitchen area, fill the teakettle with plenty of water, heat it until it steams, and let the steam escape into the room until the water's almost gone. Your sinuses will thank you.
14. Pack a photograph of someone you love (even your dog). When you come back to your room after a stressful day, begin to feel lonely, or get that "What city am I in?" confusion that often comes with long trips, you can anchor yourself by looking at the picture and reminding yourself of home.
15. Bring along your own battery-operated travel alarm. You'll fall asleep better and sleep better all night if you don't have to worry that you set the hotel alarm wrong and will miss that important appointment.
16. Pack a pair of rubber thongs, a.k.a. flip-flops. Use them in the bathroom, on the carpet (who can guess the last time the carpet was cleaned?) and in the pool area to prevent any fungal (or worse) infections.
17. Stay out of the hotel's hot tub. Okay, now you think we've gone totally nuts. There's no doubt that hot tubs are luxuriously soothing, and if you're willing to take a slight chance, go ahead and plunge in. Just be aware that hot tubs can foster bacteria such as the one that causes folliculitis (itchy red bumps). And some people have developed bronchitis and even serious forms of pneumonia from breathing in air contaminated by bacteria growing in the water.
18. Play it safe. One of the easiest ways to stay healthy is to make sure that you're not physically attacked in a strange place. And hotels are strange places. Here are some important tips on how to protect yourself:
When registering, make sure the front-desk person doesn't say your room number aloud, but instead writes it down and hands it to you. If he does say it aloud, ask for another room and ask that he write down the number.
Ask who is at your door and verify before opening. If you didn't order room service, or don't know why the "employee" is there, call the front desk and verify that they sent someone.
Use the main entrance of the hotel when returning in the evening.
Use all locking devices for your door, and lock all windows and sliding glass doors.
19. Don't leave the Please Make Up Room sign outside your door unless you want to tell the whole world you're not there. Instead, put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door. If you want your room made up while you're out, call housekeeping and let them know.
20. Make sure hotel operators don't give out room numbers. Try it by calling the front desk from your cell phone, giving your name, and asking for your room number.
n you're in need, the quickest way is the best: if you put "drug rehab in Florida" in your search engine, the first page it finds will be the right one. There you'll find all the information you need, including addresses, contact information as well as some number and explanations to how they are going to help drug addicts.
Just be warned that there are two kinds of treatments: "inpatient" and "outpatient". Unlike you probably think, both of them should be attended for a long time (the longer the better), the difference is elsewhere. "Inpatient" one requires patients to move to a rehab center, while "outpatient" allows them "onsite" drug rehab. In Florida there are plenty of treatments of both kinds - as far as I know the first ones are used to cure more serious cases, while the second is usually just prophylactics.
Detox: a necessary step in drug rehab programs.
Whichever kind of treatment you choose, detox will be the first step in your drug rehab. Florida is no exception here: at all treatment centers patients have to go through the detox. There are three stages of it:
() Medical, when your body gets clear of narcotic. The process is supervised by doctors to ensure the safety of your health. When this stage ends, you may be sure that the most painful phase is behind you and you're ready to go to the next stage:
() Physical detox. When you're no longer poisoned, the time comes to build up your ruined body. In this stage of drug rehab the most important person is your nutritionist, who helps you to create the diet that will suit your needs. It ends at the moment when your body is healthy. The only remaining problem is your psyche.
❾ 100字短篇英語童話故事
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
❿ 求一篇 100字 的 英語短文或者小故事
Tomorrow will be Thanksgiving Day. Sally is going to thank her dentist. Her dentist is very kind and helpful. One day, Sally went to the dentist for an aching tooth,unfortunately, she broke Mr Milton's coffee pot by accident. She felt very sorry so that she chose to buy a new coffee pot. The new coffee pot looks very beautiful. Sally put the pot into a small box, wraped the box with a ribbon and attached a thank-you note. Sally wish her dentist may feel very happy to accept her gift.